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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!"

He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?"

He said, "A Christian."

I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me, too! What franchise?"

He said, "Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."

I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.



- Emo Philips

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Bloody Brilliant Hoppy! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

As a btw, and I may have mentioned this before, everyone who has jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, and survived, has been questioned by the police about why they did it.

And apparently every single jumper, without exception, has said that the perfect answer to their seemingly insurmountable problem, has come to them when they were three-quarters of the way down!

Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?

Thats an awesome joke mate:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl