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A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

A funny paint ad from Israel.

YouTube - "Natrual Parking" -funny israeli commercial

THE HELPFUL DESK CLERK.

A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.

After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, could you please tell me what room I am in?"

"Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby."

Rapunzel;1253127 wrote: THE HELPFUL DESK CLERK.

A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.

After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, could you please tell me what room I am in?"

"Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby.":wah: you cant beat the old ones:D

I love the barber joke!! Pretty good idea, actually. Problem might be to get a kid - especially someone else's kid you've sort of hijacked - to sit still long enough for you to get the works - say a style consultation, coffee, shampoo, head massage, cut, advice on your relationship issues, colour, all the latest hot goss, blowdry, cheeky details of all his boyfriend's shortcomings, manicure etc, and then obediently climb up into the chair while you exit in a mist of perfumed gossamer spray, perhaps to collect your diamonds from the bank vault down the road.

:sneaky:

I'll report back!!!

AussiePam;1253171 wrote: I love the barber joke!! Pretty good idea, actually. Problem might be to get a kid - especially someone else's kid you've sort of hijacked - to sit still long enough for you to get the works - say a style consultation, coffee, shampoo, head massage, cut, advice on your relationship issues, colour, all the latest hot goss, blowdry, cheeky details of all his boyfriend's shortcomings, manicure etc, and then obediently climb up into the chair while you exit in a mist of perfumed gossamer spray, perhaps to collect your diamonds from the bank vault down the road.

:sneaky:

I'll report back!!!


I guess you'd have to bribe the kid with a big bag of sweets and a comic!

How BAD we are! How un-PC! :wah:

Wouldn't it be great though! :yh_rotfl

Let me know if it works. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A woman dialled 999 and told the emergency doctor:

"I had a party on saturday night. I have just found my cat frozen in my freezer. If I put it in the microwave, will it come alive?"

:-3

I've heard this joke before, but I love it so I'm tellin' it again. :wah:

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!"

Way to go Mom! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

:wah::wah:

Rapunzel;1253127 wrote: THE HELPFUL DESK CLERK.

A businessman had a tiring day on the road. He checked into a hotel and, because he was concerned that the dining room might close soon, left his luggage at the front desk and went immediately to eat.

After a leisurely dinner, he reclaimed his luggage and realized that he had forgotten his room number. He went back to the desk and told the clerk on duty, "My name is Henry Davis, could you please tell me what room I am in?"

"Certainly," said the clerk. "You're in the lobby."


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl