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I have learnt just too much, today - all bad. I think that I will learn even more next week! And I will not be able to come online for probably some time, either.

G#Gill;1254985 wrote: I have learnt just too much, today - all bad. I think that I will learn even more next week! And I will not be able to come online for probably some time, either.


you got us worried now Gill

minks;1255010 wrote: you got us worried now Gill


You're worried, Minksy? Well me too ! Oh, I'll manage I dare say, just got to overcome certain imminent happenings. I will be without my laptop for a while, because I won't have a landline and I can't afford a 'dongle'. Just send kind thoughts in my direction - that would be most appreciated, thanks. I'm hoping that it will be the end of two years of pergatory for my family. Too much for a dippy old fuddy duddy like me. Just off to listen to my siggy now............... Tell you what, if I change that song you'll know that all has turned out OK, if not - well we'll just have to keep on truckin' I guess.

Thanks for caring, Minksy XXX

G#Gill;1255041 wrote: You're worried, Minksy? Well me too ! Oh, I'll manage I dare say, just got to overcome certain imminent happenings. I will be without my laptop for a while, because I won't have a landline and I can't afford a 'dongle'. Just send kind thoughts in my direction - that would be most appreciated, thanks. I'm hoping that it will be the end of two years of pergatory for my family. Too much for a dippy old fuddy duddy like me. Just off to listen to my siggy now............... Tell you what, if I change that song you'll know that all has turned out OK, if not - well we'll just have to keep on truckin' I guess.

Thanks for caring, Minksy XXX


i shall be watching .... as well I shall send beams your way :-6 Gill.

nick gremlin is the worlds biggest muppet :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

the racist tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If you put salt on frog legs, they dance...EEEWWW:wah:

YouTube - Frog Legs Dancing With A Little Salt

G#Gill;1255041 wrote: You're worried, Minksy? Well me too ! Oh, I'll manage I dare say, just got to overcome certain imminent happenings. I will be without my laptop for a while, because I won't have a landline and I can't afford a 'dongle'. Just send kind thoughts in my direction - that would be most appreciated, thanks. I'm hoping that it will be the end of two years of pergatory for my family. Too much for a dippy old fuddy duddy like me. Just off to listen to my siggy now............... Tell you what, if I change that song you'll know that all has turned out OK, if not - well we'll just have to keep on truckin' I guess.

Thanks for caring, Minksy XXX


I'll buy you a dongle, think of it as a xmas present xxxxxx

G#Gill;1255041 wrote: You're worried, Minksy? Well me too ! Oh, I'll manage I dare say, just got to overcome certain imminent happenings. I will be without my laptop for a while, because I won't have a landline and I can't afford a 'dongle'. Just send kind thoughts in my direction - that would be most appreciated, thanks. I'm hoping that it will be the end of two years of pergatory for my family. Too much for a dippy old fuddy duddy like me. Just off to listen to my siggy now............... Tell you what, if I change that song you'll know that all has turned out OK, if not - well we'll just have to keep on truckin' I guess.

Thanks for caring, Minksy XXX


don't you be gone to long.

Never assume the toilet seat is down, always check first :-3

That Microsoft excel is way better then microsoft works.

that some people are just so childish.:wah:

That I am very grateful for having such a good friend that recently helped me fix a big mess with my account. :-4

I learned if I grab Gracie McGibble's butt, she'll pin me against the wall with her walker and kick me in the crotch, repeatedly.

I learnt today that after the Great War, womens lipstick cases were made out of bullet casings.

oscar;1258804 wrote: I learnt today that after the Great War, womens lipstick cases were made out of bullet casings.


That brings new meaning to the phrase "shooting off your mouth".:yh_rotfl

hoppy;1258808 wrote: That brings new meaning to the phrase "shooting off your mouth".:yh_rotfl


:wah: you come up with some good ones Hoppy. :wah:

Mustang;1258818 wrote: :wah: you come up with some good ones Hoppy. :wah:


It's all I got to show for a long and misspent life.

Yesterday I learned that I will NEVER burn a large candle, in its glass jar, placed on a rubber mat, on my dresser EVER AGAIN!

hoppy;1258798 wrote: I learned if I grab Gracie McGibble's butt, she'll pin me against the wall with her walker and kick me in the crotch, repeatedly.


:wah:

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Jazzy;1258796 wrote: That I am very grateful for having such a good friend that recently helped me fix a big mess with my account. :-4


Your most welcome my friend.:-4



Glad to have you back.:-6

Clodhopper;1258844 wrote: :wah:

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?


:yh_rotfl

GOOD question! You're just full of those today aren't you?

Something I learned today: Clodhopper asks good questions. :-6

i learn to work in CATIA better

I learned that it's easy to fall on your ass in the snow!:(

pinkchick;1280371 wrote: I learned that it's easy to fall on your ass in the snow!:(


Ouch! It's an ice rink out on my front steps Pink. Hope you're ok hun. Snow is fun for the first hour then the novelty wears off

Betty Boop;1280373 wrote: Ouch! It's an ice rink out on my front steps Pink. Hope you're ok hun. Snow is fun for the first hour then the novelty wears off


I'm fine thank you. Just a bit of hurt pride

I hope you're keeping warm and well xx

pinkchick;1280377 wrote: I'm fine thank you. Just a bit of hurt pride

I hope you're keeping warm and well xx


Just about, I had grabbed a few bits before this lot set in, although with another bad day set for Sunday I am wondering if I should venture out on foot. No way am I taking the car out, it's an ice rink up here! Luckily my neighbour and friend has a 4 X 4 and is out every day to feed her horses so if I get desperate she has offered to get bits. She's already done a shop for the older residents here.

I'm beginning to wonder if the schools will ever re-open, although my son wouldn't manage the walk there, beginning to wish I lived in the same village as their schools :wah:

Have you had lots more snow fall recently, or just coping with the mess it all leaves behind?

Betty Boop;1280471 wrote: Just about, I had grabbed a few bits before this lot set in, although with another bad day set for Sunday I am wondering if I should venture out on foot. No way am I taking the car out, it's an ice rink up here! Luckily my neighbour and friend has a 4 X 4 and is out every day to feed her horses so if I get desperate she has offered to get bits. She's already done a shop for the older residents here.

I'm beginning to wonder if the schools will ever re-open, although my son wouldn't manage the walk there, beginning to wish I lived in the same village as their schools :wah:

Have you had lots more snow fall recently, or just coping with the mess it all leaves behind?


We've had no fresh snow for 2 days but there is loads of ice and old snow that just won't melt. It's horrible!

pinkchick;1280475 wrote: We've had no fresh snow for 2 days but there is loads of ice and old snow that just won't melt. It's horrible!


Yes, I can imagine, we appeared to be defrosting today, then it snowed a bit more, then it started melting again. Mid afternoon the temperature went right down and now it's all ice. Evil stuff!

Hope you can stay in now for the weekend, good time for study, stay safe over there :-4

Betty Boop;1280477 wrote: Yes, I can imagine, we appeared to be defrosting today, then it snowed a bit more, then it started melting again. Mid afternoon the temperature went right down and now it's all ice. Evil stuff!

Hope you can stay in now for the weekend, good time for study, stay safe over there :-4


You too darlin :-4

how thoughtful and caring my friends are here.

Today I learned that its easy to stomp out wimpy rodents.

I learned that I can't wait to retire this working for a living is taking to much of my time. :wah:

CARLA;1280580 wrote: I learned that I can't wait to retire this working for a living is taking to much of my time. :wah:


When can you retire Carla...I hope soon....

Not as soon as I would like 3 1/2 years if I go to 66 1/2, 65 is look better every day.

CARLA;1280583 wrote: Not as soon as I would like 3 1/2 years if I go to 66 1/2, 65 is look better every day.


I hope you retire when your 65, life's just to short:)

This is a great thread!

Today I learned that gnats still irritate me.

Learn ?

Odie;1280502 wrote: those who condemn should look in a mirror.


I do look in the mirror. A special scientific mirror that reflects those I wish to condemn images.

I learnt that kids soak up information like a sponge.

When you least expect it they are repeating word for word what you have just said to them.

I love it:-4:-6

I also learnt that all is not what it seems.

I need to step back have a think & then make up my mind.

I have to stop rushing like a bull at a gate.

Think & weigh things up.

People embellish things to suit their purposes.

Another hard lesson .:driving::driving:

I learned to expect the unexpected - that the unexpected should be something to expect.

I learned that my life isn't as bad as I thought it was.

I learned if I kick a Doberman, I'm gonna get chewed on.

I learned that men have crazy ego's that far surpass womens hormonal mood swings OMG!!!!

minks;1287954 wrote: I learned that men have crazy ego's that far surpass womens hormonal mood swings OMG!!!!


yup, they do!:rolleyes:

YouTube - Carly Simon "You're So Vain" in HD with lyrics on side

I learned-

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.



Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

You just can't fix stupid.

:yh_rotfl

I learned that the one thing you can definitely expect from life is the unexpected- hindrances, delays, obstacles, surprises, u-turns , roadblocks, etc.

I learned that some men have a selective memory as to what date it is.......:wah:

Jazzy;1290460 wrote: I learned that some men have a selective memory as to what date it is.......:wah:




they always have a selective memory, ask them when their last beer was!:yh_rotfl

I have an ulcer. Im milking it for everything its worth. I do love pity.