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Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:51 pm**

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near BorÃ¥s in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local BorÃ¥s Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Ã…sa AskenbÃ¤ck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to BorÃ¥s at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of BorÃ¥s.

The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of BorÃ¥s.

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation.

The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him.

Well, as Panto Andy would say with a story like this, "What a W*nker!" :yh_rotfl

Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving - The Local

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:01 pm**

bet at the trial he GETS off

with a slap off the wrist

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:33 pm**

el guapo;1247030 wrote: bet at the trial he GETS off

with a slap off the wrist Come Come now.

Posted: **Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:24 pm**

Geez didn't they put handcuffs on the guy anything to stop him. :wah:

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:24 am**

Yes, we have no bananas,

We have no bananas today¦.

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:38 am**

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

But thank goodness he didn't kill anybody !!!!

Perhaps he should have an eye test, just in case he's made himself go blind ! :yh_sungla :yh_eyerol

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:23 am**

Musta been one helluva orgasm.:yh_bigsmi

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:55 am**

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Ã…sa AskenbÃ¤ck told the newspaper.'

wonder what the police had for lunch?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:21 pm**

Not feeling so cocky now i bet.:wah:

Posted: **Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:23 pm**

Barman;1247365 wrote: Not feeling so cocky now i bet.:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:54 pm**

was the drivers name ivor biggun ?

mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:13 pm**

Wonder If the Police prick his consience?

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:07 pm**

I hesitate to ponder what would happen had they won the war!

!

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:09 pm**

farmer ned;1296445 wrote: was the drivers name ivor biggun ?

mind you bet they didnt shake his hand afterwards.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:03 pm**

Ok, ok people as much as it will be difficult to do we must, absolutely must, approach this sort of thing very, very, seriously!

I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...

Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?

This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!

Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!

I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!

I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!

:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!

OH FFS!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:36 pm**

K.Snyder;1296498 wrote: Ok, ok people as much as it will be difficult to do we must, absolutely must, approach this sort of thing very, very, seriously!

I'm having trouble believing this incident is the only of it's kind and am forced to ask what everyone would do about such an obvious issue...

Extensive rehabilitation the popular vote? Any extremists that feel this is an issue related to the molestation of one's own body and therefor must have some sort of physical separation to achieve a respectable result?

This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at steak ffs! :yh_eyerol! :yh_rotfl!

Ok, OK!... This can't go on...Peoples' lives are at stake ffs!

I mean,..what's happened to society when people threaten other peoples' lives when masturbating? From homeless people, among others, potentially spreading diseases to big rig truckers flipping their cockpits! :yh_rotfl!

I CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T!!!!! I've tried to successfully write a piece on the matter and I can't BEAT THE TEMPTATION TO SPLURGE!!!!!!

:yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl! :yh_rotfl!

OH FFS!!!!!!

calm down!:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:43 pm**

Odie;1296501 wrote: calm down!:yh_rotfl

:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:55 am**

Odie;1296501 wrote: calm down!:yh_rotfl

Yes, please get a hold of yourself.

Posted: **Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:27 am**

Bevdee;1296629 wrote: Yes, please get a hold of yourself.

it must be spring!:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:09 pm**

Bevdee;1296629 wrote: Yes, please get a hold of yourself.

Odie;1296645 wrote: it must be spring!:yh_rotfl

:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:44 pm**

Nothing wrong with taking matters into your own hands, but this takes autonomy too far!!!

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:13 pm**

You could say the trucker had his come-uppance !

What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:41 pm**

G#Gill;1296844 wrote: You could say the trucker had his come-uppance !

What slays me is that he tried for a second helping at the police station ffs! oops.

some men eh?

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:16 pm**

*When asked why the trucker did what he did he exclaimed*..."You all stated VERY clearly that "We don't want to get situations like this out of hand!"!"

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:53 pm**

Out of hand!! :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:56 pm**

Bevdee;1296864 wrote: Out of hand!! :yh_rotfl

:yh_winks! :yh_kisses!

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:04 pm**

*The driver's account was very vivid* "I was driving along and all of a sudden I got into a slippery situation, I couldn't let it get out of hand and at about that time my cockpit flipped over and now here I am in this mess!"

*The Sheriff asks* "Why are you now exacerbating the situation!?!?!?"

*The driver answers* "Masturbating!,..I'm MASTURBATING!!!!!"