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Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:14 pm
by hotsauce
Instead of learning something new each day...it might be more fun to learn something untrue each day. What do you think?
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:15 pm
by hotsauce
I'll start....
Boxers wear those things in their mouths to keep from swearing at each other while getting beat about the head...not to protect their teeth.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:16 pm
by pink princess
oh im gonna get all muddled with this
ok......
on telly this morning there was a discussion point that we tend to fall for someone who looks like a member of the family..... well i can say thats not true (well for me at least!!)
thats all i can come up with for now!! sorry!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:17 pm
by hotsauce
Alcohol makes men charming and witty!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:19 pm
by hotsauce
pink princess wrote: oh im gonna get all muddled with this
ok......
on telly this morning there was a discussion point that we tend to fall for someone who looks like a member of the family..... well i can say thats not true (well for me at least!!)
thats all i can come up with for now!! sorry!
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:19 pm
by hotsauce
The best way to prevent spyware on your computer is to click on those "prevent spyware" advertisements.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:29 pm
by anastrophe
The amazon rainforests are being cleared at an alarming rate to create grazing land for america's insatiable apetite for beef.
(see my signature below for the truth!)
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:30 pm
by anastrophe
cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:31 pm
by anastrophe
We're running out of fossil fuels.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by mominiowa
I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:34 pm
by hotsauce
If you keep doing that, you WILL go blind.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:35 pm
by mominiowa
Ok that was rude.......
Round- Up makes your grass grow greener....... :p
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:38 pm
by hotsauce
brown cows produce chocolate milk
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:40 pm
by hotsauce
talking to a patient about stuttering makes him stutter more
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:14 pm
by jahamaa
mominiowa wrote: I have 4 kids - and I am still a virgin
:wah: :wah: :wah: I wish I could tell you how close to home you hit me with that one mom. Then you'd know how hard i laughed when I read it.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:17 pm
by anastrophe
motor oil is an excellent, inexpensive cooking oil.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:33 pm
by Jives
hotsauce wrote: Instead of learning something new each day...it might be more fun to learn something untrue each day. What do you think?
Bad teacher! Bad! Bad! Now go to the back of the room, face the corner, and think about what you've done today.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:46 pm
by mominiowa
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:51 pm
by hotsauce
Jives wrote: Bad teacher! Bad! Bad! Now go to the back of the room, face the corner, and think about what you've done today.
But I'll be good, I promise!!!!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:25 pm
by hotsauce
All of the calories in ice cream are in the lower half of the carton. So, if you only eat the top half, you are okay!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:28 pm
by Jika
The internet is shut down every 4 weeks so it can be cleaned.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:32 pm
by babygirl
If you eat carrots you will see in the dark.....
If you eat the crust on bread it will it will grow hairs on your chest and make your hair curl
wow there's loads
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:50 pm
by Jika
Finding Nemo is based on a true story.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:51 pm
by David813
Anastrophe is a Maoist and holds a secret lust for ME! :rolleyes:
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:51 pm
by hotsauce
All children are sweet and polite and smell of cotton candy.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:53 pm
by David813
George Bush is a brilliant and caring man of principle.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:57 pm
by Jika
:wah: @ David
Cats are not actually smaller than horses, they are just further away.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:01 pm
by mominiowa
Men really do want to send you flowers everyday but just don't know which ones you'll love!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:11 pm
by hotsauce
Public speaking has to be the most fun you can have with your clothes on. I can't wait to do it on Thursday!!!!!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:47 pm
by babygirl
David813 wrote: George Bush is a brilliant and caring man of principle.
lol now thats funny :wah:
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:21 pm
by mominiowa
My kids are really in bed asleep - even if I still hear them talking! :-5
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:34 pm
by David813
Ann Coulter is hot :wah:
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:36 pm
by robinseggs
mominiowa wrote: My kids are really in bed asleep - even if I still hear them talking! :-5
Ditto!!! And mine are not in MY bed either!!!!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:38 pm
by robinseggs
David813 wrote: Anastrophe is a Maoist and holds a secret lust for ME! :rolleyes:
What the???.................??? LOL This is getting scary...or should I say...it "ISN'T" getting scary?!!! lol
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:42 pm
by mominiowa
My husband says I can stay on here all night.....
Good night all :rolleyes:
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:10 pm
by David813
Corporations care deeply for their employees and provide generous benefits that reflect their financial success.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 10:44 pm
by anastrophe
communism works.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:59 am
by abbey
Tony Blair does'nt need a swift kick up the arse :p
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:10 am
by abbey
Eating that big box of chocs is good for you, and so slimming too. :yh_drool
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:20 am
by cars
If no one sees you eat it, then it has no calories!
Cars :driving:
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:19 am
by Jika
There is a tea made in Thailand that when drunk, can give you mild X-ray vision.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:34 am
by smithy87
Your mum is never right
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:16 am
by pink princess
slightly odd one but.....
if you have a 'moment' with a guy, pouring coke up the ladys kitty kat does not mean u cant get pregnant - its worrying what some teenagers believe.....
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:19 am
by smithy87
pink princess wrote: slightly odd one but.....
if you have a 'moment' with a guy, pouring coke up the ladys kitty kat does not mean u cant get pregnant - its worrying what some teenagers believe.....
LOL! :yh_rotfl
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:42 am
by devist8me
Getting a webcam does not create anymore chat and getting constantly IMed from weirdos never occurs.
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:46 am
by pink princess
the moon is made of cheese
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:51 am
by abbey
I have'nt just bought yet another pair of shoes to add to my vast collection!
Learn Something Untrue Each Day!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:05 am
by abbey
Lady Cop is tucked up in bed & resting!!! :-5