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A Marine in IRaq

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

I think that's pretty funny, Hoppy. Few jokes make me laugh out loud, but that one did.

hoppy;1236916 wrote:

Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.



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Yep.

oscar;1236975 wrote: Yep.


He was good for nothing? Your saying in his life he accomplished no good at all?

Nomad;1236981 wrote: He was good for nothing? Your saying in his life he accomplished no good at all? Never said that nope

oscar;1236983 wrote: Never said that nope


Ok. Now go answer my poll question.

Nomad;1236985 wrote: Ok. Now go answer my poll question. I'm reporting you for baiting me :wah:

oscar;1236986 wrote: I'm reporting you for baiting me :wah:


What did you go with, 2 minutes or 2 days?

I gave you 2 weeks. Thats pretty good support.

Nomad;1236995 wrote: What did you go with, 2 minutes or 2 days?

I gave you 2 weeks. Thats pretty good support. I've got more support in my bra.

I didn't vote but i see some evil bastards have. I will track them down and kill them slowley and painfully.

oscar;1237000 wrote: I've got more support in my bra.

I didn't vote but i see some evil bastards have. I will track them down and kill them slowley and painfully.


Nice !

Nomad;1237001 wrote: Nice ! I know where Spit lives. I can get a bus there right now.

oscar;1237005 wrote: I know where Spit lives. I can get a bus there right now.


Could you do a live feed? :-6:-6:-6

Nomad;1237014 wrote: Could you do a live feed? :-6:-6:-6
Ironically Spit lives next door to Bristol zoo. I could throw him over the fence like no-body's business.

oscar;1237019 wrote: Ironically Spit lives next door to Bristol zoo. I could throw him over the fence like no-body's business.


It would have to be in the right area. We dont want him landing in the cotton candy area.

Im thinking Jaguar den.

One keeps thinking people can't get more distasteful and then they up and do anyway.

spot;1237037 wrote: One keeps thinking people can't get more distasteful and then they up and do anyway.


Nonsense. I could be way more distasteful. Theres really no limit.

Nomad;1237042 wrote: Nonsense. I could be way more distasteful. Theres really no limit.


You're not people nomie, you're more Davros without the laboratory.

Nomad;1237035 wrote: It would have to be in the right area. We dont want him landing in the cotton candy area.

Im thinking Jaguar den.
They haven't got Jaguar's. They got a big Lion though and he was quite annoyed last time I saw him.

spot;1237046 wrote: You're not people nomie, you're more Davros without the laboratory.


Really?