Makes you glad its not you
Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:21 am
Just thought I'd share this email I've received with you
An Australian radio station ran a competition to find out listeners most embarrassing moments
Runner up:
A lady picked up several items at a store. At the checkout, one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system and boomed across the store " Price check for Tampax Supersize". But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' so over the public address system in a business like tone replied "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt with a hammer?"
Oh the shame.....
Winner
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler started to release some pent up energy and run amuck. I finally grabbed hold of her after receiving looks of disgust. I told her if she didn't start behaving herself she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a loud threatening voice " If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night!"
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening.
I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, daughter in tow. As the door closed behind me I heard screams of laughter"
:wah: :wah:
An Australian radio station ran a competition to find out listeners most embarrassing moments
Runner up:
A lady picked up several items at a store. At the checkout, one of the items had no price tag. The checkout girl got on the public address system and boomed across the store " Price check for Tampax Supersize". But it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks' so over the public address system in a business like tone replied "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you belt with a hammer?"
Oh the shame.....
Winner
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler started to release some pent up energy and run amuck. I finally grabbed hold of her after receiving looks of disgust. I told her if she didn't start behaving herself she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a loud threatening voice " If you don't let me go right now, I'll tell Grandma I saw you kissing Daddy's willy last night!"
After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening.
I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, daughter in tow. As the door closed behind me I heard screams of laughter"
:wah: :wah:
