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Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:37 am
by Nomad
Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?
Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?
Im going to do it now.
Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.
If anyone gets close Ill bark.
I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.
Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:48 am
by Odie
Nomad;1223473 wrote: Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?
Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?
Im going to do it now.
Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.
If anyone gets close Ill bark.
I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.
Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.
don't bark to loud with that rancid breath!
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:51 am
by Snowfire
Practice talking while breathing in. It sounds wrong but they wont pull that face and turn the cheek
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:37 pm
by Bill Sikes
Snowfire;1223483 wrote: Practice talking while breathing in. It sounds wrong but they wont pull that face and turn the cheek
God, that's not very nice. Were someone to turn their cheeks on *me*, I'd be tempted to put my size 9 1/2 right up their crevice.
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:40 pm
by Snowfire
Bill Sikes;1223511 wrote: God, that's not very nice. Were someone to turn their cheeks on *me*, I'd be tempted to put my size 9 1/2 right up their crevice.
Haha, well given that circumstance, my size 11s would follow yours Bill
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:22 pm
by Odie
huh......we never heard back........wondered if others survived his journey?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:00 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Odie;1223536 wrote: huh......we never heard back........wondered if others survived his journey?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl He's killed them.
Nomad was last on line over 6 hours ago........ perhaps they killed him.
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:42 pm
by theDC
I do that all the time...uuhh..IM a guy...it's what we do.
That and the ol' sniff-flip-and-reuse-your-boxers trick
:D:rolleyes::yh_rotfl
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:26 am
by along-for-the-ride
Nomad;1223473 wrote: Have you ever run out maybe to pick something up at the store without taking a shower or brushing your teeth ?
Whats that like for you ? Do you act weird, mumbling to the cashier so they dont get offended or maybe give someone a dirty look implying back off lest they get too close and smell your rancid breath ?
Im going to do it now.
Im going to the red box inside a McDonalds.
If anyone gets close Ill bark.
I could keep my motorcycle helmet on.
Either way Im dead set on making them uncomfortable if they invade my space.
Atleast get some clothes on!
Tell The Truth Or Die
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:10 am
by CARLA
Brush your teeth at least, who cares about the rest it's the weekend we are required to as little as possible when not at work.
