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last week was royal ascot races

and if anyone here is on suzy's face book you can see how beautiful she looks

a lovelly dress with plunging neckline and a massive hat :-6

her and her group of friends came into the pub about 7 pm all looking fantastic ... in their big hats :sneaky:

they sat around a table looking fantastic ,the pub in order to combat chavs and hoodies operate a no hat rule but were turning a blind eye

turning a blind eye that is until yours truly had a word with the door people and asked them to pretend they had to remove the hats or get out :yh_rotfl

suzy and her friends were going mad arguing with the door staff until they spotted me crying with laughter at them ,i got three smacks around the head from suzy and her friends but it was well worth it :yh_rotfl

once they had calmed down they all had a good laugh but have sworn to get their revenge on me :-3

Let's face it, Jimbo. You're a serial masochist.:rolleyes:

No. Not funny in the slightest.

you can imagine how mad they were when the door staff said they had to remove them ,sue said it was the best laugh she had had in ages ,i'm sure i heard her plotting her revenge on the phone with the other girl in the photo like a midget at a urinal i'd best keep on my toes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I can't wait to see what Suzybird comes up with in revenge!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1208530 wrote:




you can imagine how mad they were when the door staff said they had to remove them ,sue said it was the best laugh she had had in ages ,i'm sure i heard her plotting her revenge on the phone with the other girl in the photo like a midget at a urinal i'd best keep on my toes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Why not just let the girls enjoy their day without having to publicy humilate your wife and her friends again? You seem to to get some sick kind of jollie's at the expense of others. So you totally humiliate your wife and her friends just to get yourself a cheap laugh. To add to the laugh further, you post it on a forum so others come in to tell you how hysterically funny you are. I don't think humiliating your wife in public for a cheap laugh is at all funny.

as you can see sue and dan are having a great day ,taking the mickey out of each other and having a laugh is a great part of our relationship

she would not change that niether would i although its my turn to get stitched up next :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Mutley;1208534 wrote: I can't wait to see what Suzybird comes up with in revenge!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


her fave is to get someone really boring to come and stand next to me at a party and tell them i'm into trainspotting or something then stand laughing at me with a group of our friends whilst i squirm and get a sweat on ,

pay no attention to my stalker she has not got a clue how our relationship works ,unlike your good self who have met us both in real life and know what a laugh we have



i think i will have to report her in a minute so i can enjoy the garden ignoring her is not working is it :):)

farmer giles;1208551 wrote:

i think i will have to report her in a minute so i can enjoy the garden ignoring her is not working is it :):) Your thread title was 'This might be funny but i'm not sure'. I've just told you that it's not funny because that's what folk do on forums, ie give an opinion, and your whinging.

Why post that title if you didn't want anyone telling you they didn't find it funny?

Adorable, what fun those gals are having.

I think that elephant is back in the room........................

I spotted elephant prints in the custard.....................or there are VERY big flies in here.....

minks;1208554 wrote: Adorable, what fun those gals are having.
yes minkey they had a great time ,non drinking taxi driver jim drove her freinds about all night



have you guys ever heard of royal ascot week in canada:)

farmer giles;1208563 wrote: yes minkey they had a great time ,non drinking taxi driver jim drove her freinds about all night

have you guys ever heard of royal ascot week in canada:)


naw us canucks aren't posh enough to have our own royal ascot week hehehe

That is where ladies wear big hats and watch horses race? Isn't that where they busted Fergie and Di poking gentlement with umbrella tips??????

oscar;1208541 wrote: Why not just let the girls enjoy their day without having to publicy humilate your wife and her friends again? You seem to to get some sick kind of jollie's at the expense of others. So you totally humiliate your wife and her friends just to get yourself a cheap laugh. To add to the laugh further, you post it on a forum so others come in to tell you how hysterically funny you are. I don't think humiliating your wife in public for a cheap laugh is at all funny.


you aren't serious are you "O"?????

minks;1208567 wrote: you aren't serious are you "O"????? :wah:

minks;1208566 wrote: naw us canucks aren't posh enough to have our own royal ascot week hehehe

That is where ladies wear big hats and watch horses race? Isn't that where they busted Fergie and Di poking gentlement with umbrella tips??????


probably at ascot . i met fergie at the line in the cinema she seemed very nice ,she asked what film i was going to see ,mind you her minder always hand his hand in his jacket like he was going to go for his gun ... i must look dodgy:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1208581 wrote: probably at ascot . i met fergie at the line in the cinema she seemed very nice ,she asked what film i was going to see ,mind you her minder always hand his hand in his jacket like he was going to go for his gun ... i must look dodgy:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


naw not you Jimbo???

minks;1208588 wrote: naw not you Jimbo???


judge for yourself i'm just about to post a picture of me and a mystery FG person:):)

farmer giles;1208592 wrote: judge for yourself i'm just about to post a picture of me and a mystery FG person:):)


both in a balaclava??

suzy asked me to say hi to you all she cant remember her log in :rolleyes::rolleyes::yh_rotfl

she asked me to post all these and said what a gret day she had ,if you ever want someone fun to go to ascot with she is your girl :)

last few:):)

Oh Jimbo,



Thank you for posting Suzy's pics. Tell Suzy that I lubs her and miss her in FG. She really needs to come back and post sometimes:-6

Kathy Ellen;1208679 wrote: Oh Jimbo,



Thank you for posting Suzy's pics. Tell Suzy that I lubs her and miss her in FG. She really needs to come back and post sometimes:-6


suzy says hi and she will log on soon ,she has to get her pass word sorted out :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1208675 wrote: last few:):)









omg.....to cute, girls just wanna have fun!:D

oscar;1208541 wrote: Why not just let the girls enjoy their day without having to publicy humilate your wife and her friends again? You seem to to get some sick kind of jollie's at the expense of others. So you totally humiliate your wife and her friends just to get yourself a cheap laugh. To add to the laugh further, you post it on a forum so others come in to tell you how hysterically funny you are. I don't think humiliating your wife in public for a cheap laugh is at all funny.


Pathetic and completely pointless.



Suzy is not some downtrodden doormat for Jim to humiliate on a whim. They have a sense of humour, a very well developed one at that.



I really think you need to get over this grudge you have with Jim, it's becoming tedious. It's not funny and the person who is coming over as bitter and spiteful is you.



All this crap is putting people off of visiting here, I'm not going to name names but I know one member is thinking of leaving as he/she is sick of it.

Imladris;1208830 wrote: Pathetic and completely pointless.



Suzy is not some downtrodden doormat for Jim to humiliate on a whim. They have a sense of humour, a very well developed one at that.



I really think you need to get over this grudge you have with Jim, it's becoming tedious. It's not funny and the person who is coming over as bitter and spiteful is you.



All this crap is putting people off of visiting here, I'm not going to name names but I know one member is thinking of leaving as he/she is sick of it.


i have choosen to try to ignore her so as i dont ruin the garden for every one else

i dont find her funny at all ,in facy quite nasty and boring ,i think the best thing she can do is ignore me as i ignore her ,at the end of the day i believe the only person she is making look bad is herself

if any one is a tad under the cosh in suzy and my relationship its me she has an amazing sense of humour and when we have broken up in years gone by the thing that made her want to get back with me ,even though richer younger better looking guys had asked her out ,was the fact that she found them boring and really missed the good laughs we have

suzy wanted to log on yesterday ,she just read what stalker had written and said is there something wrong with her i just cant be bothered i come on to have a laugh not listen to this backstabbing crap ...she has a point

oh just in case any one was wondering suzy found the take your hat off wind up very very funny and was crying with laughter as i knew she would

Would it be wrong to say your daughter is a hottie Jimbo ?

If it is I wont.

Nomad;1208847 wrote: Would it be wrong to say your daughter is a hottie Jimbo ?

If it is I wont.


if you mean suzy then ha ha everyone knows she is my mum:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

but chantelle is a stunner and its quite all right



i must say it myself for a guy beaten within an inch of my life with the ugly stick i do have some great looking kids



they all look a bit like the our loyal milkman ,even though we moved house 4 times he still delivered our milk bless him

farmer giles;1208852 wrote:

i must say it myself for a guy beaten within an inch of my life with the ugly stick i do have some great looking kids




I know ! Its hard to believe you could do all that. Maybe your sperms were extra sassy that day.

Nomad;1208857 wrote: I know ! Its hard to believe you could do all that. Maybe your sperms were extra sassy that day.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you mean i got lucky 5 times :wah::wah:

farmer giles;1208861 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

you mean i got lucky 5 times :wah::wah: Ok lets put this to bed in an adult fashion and move on shall we?

You put a thread on about upsetting your wifes friends. I posted that i didn't find it funny.

You then put a thread on saying that the thread upsetting your wife's friends was not actually true and you put it on as a joke after posters disagreed with you.

You then entered old threads about the BNP because as i am oppossed to mass immigration, you assumed that i supported the BNP. You got quite nasty on that thread and i find it equally insulting to label a member a rascist as you find the BNP to be insulting. You called me a Nazi on more than one occassion on that thread. When a new member 'Zapata' came in and asked you why you did not answer the questions put you and resort to name calling instead, you turned on her. She then posted that she had enough and was not contributing any more. For the record, i was pretty pissed off that you had treated a new member like that because she happened to disagree with you.

Immediatly after that, you started a new thread entitled 'Are the BNP rascist? If it had come from any other poster i would not have taken any notice but you know as well as i do that you put it on as a deliberate attempt to wind me up. You then got quite insulting and if i remember correctly, even called me a senile old bat. I actually came very close to reporting your post as it was but i was in no doubt that you would just insist it was good old fashioned British humour again.

You found it perfectly acceptable to insult me yet when i have insulted you........ you scream of being stalked and reporting posts.

I do not find it funny that a man publicy humiliates his wife and her friends but if you and Suzi have that kind of relationship then good on you. For the record, i think she looks fantastic in her Ascot gear.

What goes around Jimbo comes around. If you want to insult me and accuse me of being rascist and any thing else you like in the name of British humour, then don't cry it's unfair when the tables are turned on you.

We have had a lot of laughs on this forum together and i hope we can continue to do that like adults.

bye then have a nice life ,i'm all oscered out

farmer giles;1209025 wrote: bye then have a nice life ,i'm all oscered out
Yep that just proves my whole point. :wah:

la la la la la la fingers in ears :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I think if any right minded person goes back through the last weeks posts they can see for themselves exactly who said what



even if you dont mind ruining things for every one else ... i do ..so say what you want as far as i am concerned i dont want to even talk to you at all ,i want to have a laugh and joke with nice kind decent people .... and wisey

farmer giles;1209030 wrote: la la la la la la fingers in ears :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I think if any right minded person goes back through the last weeks posts they can see for themselves exactly who said what



even if you dont mind ruining things for every one else ... i do ..so say what you want as far as i am concerned i dont want to even talk to you at all ,i want to have a laugh and joke with nice kind decent people .... and wisey
Yes and they may see Zapata's post where she accussed you of baiting and trolling me. Not so funny now is it?

oscar;1209072 wrote: Yes and they may see Zapata's post where she accussed you of baiting and trolling me. Not so funny now is it?


for pete's sake go away ,wankerer dumbo baldy jumbo brain etc is funny i can take that in my stride

but when you follow me from thread to thread being mental and making no sense what so ever and ruining it for every one

eg the chantelle thread

the thread you posted my nephew has not murdered any one for 4 weeks ,thats before you stuck your poisen beak on this one and others .. i'm really not going to talk to you anymore .i thought we could have a laugh i was mistaken

a few people have had enough of this including my partner who found you having to stick your beak in this thread and others quite weird as they were not aimed your way at all ..in fact it was you who told me to start a nick gremlin /nf racist thread and so i did still in good humour ,you were the one who crappy not me ... now please leave me to enjoy the garden before we both get banned and or ruin it for everyone else :rolleyes:

farmer giles;1209080 wrote: for pete's sake go away ,wankerer dumbo baldy jumbo brain etc is funny i can take that in my stride

but when you follow me from thread to thread being mental and making no sense what so ever and ruining it for every one

eg the chantelle thread

the thread you posted my nephew has not murdered any one for 4 weeks ,thats before you stuck your poisen beak on this one and others .. i'm really not going to talk to you anymore .i thought we could have a laugh i was mistaken

a few people have had enough of this including my partner who found you having to stick your beak in this thread and others quite weird as they were not aimed your way at all ..in fact it was you who told me to start a nick gremlin /nf racist thread and so i did still in good humour ,you were the one who crappy not me ... now please leave me to enjoy the garden before we both get banned and or ruin it for everyone else :rolleyes: I find the fact that your still resurrecting old threads and insisting you are not trolling quite alarming. All because i dared to disagree with you on something that you thought was funny. Shame. As for sticking my beak in..... is that not what a forum is for? How very dull life would be if no-one 'stuck their beaks in'? No..... i think the problem is more that some-one did not find you funny;.

I'm leaving this here....... you carry on if you want...... your just making yourself look bad.

oscar;1209092 wrote: I find the fact that your still resurrecting old threads and insisting you are not trolling quite alarming. All because i dared to disagree with you on something that you thought was funny. Shame. As for sticking my beak in..... is that not what a forum is for? How very dull life would be if no-one 'stuck their beaks in'? No..... i think the problem is more that some-one did not find you funny;.

I'm leaving this here....... you carry on if you want...... your just making yourself look bad.


you say loads and loads of things i dont find funny i dont start a screaming tantrum about it , the fact that every one else finds it funny and have told you so and have asked you why you are being like this does not bother you no ???



thank just putting my side to you so maybe even you can see you have been an out of order person :)

and we are both looking bad very bad and ruining things for every one else

farmer giles;1209080 wrote: for pete's sake go away ,wankerer dumbo baldy jumbo brain etc is funny i can take that in my stride



but when you follow me from thread to thread being mental and making no sense what so ever and ruining it for every one



eg the chantelle thread



the thread you posted my nephew has not murdered any one for 4 weeks ,thats before you stuck your poisen beak on this one and others .. i'm really not going to talk to you anymore .i thought we could have a laugh i was mistaken

a few people have had enough of this including my partner who found you having to stick your beak in this thread and others quite weird as they were not aimed your way at all ..in fact it was you who told me to start a nick gremlin /nf racist thread and so i did still in good humour ,you were the one who crappy not me ... now please leave me to enjoy the garden before we both get banned and or ruin it for everyone else :rolleyes:


oscar;1209092 wrote: I find the fact that your still resurrecting old threads and insisting you are not trolling quite alarming. All because i dared to disagree with you on something that you thought was funny. Shame. As for sticking my beak in..... is that not what a forum is for? How very dull life would be if no-one 'stuck their beaks in'? No..... i think the problem is more that some-one did not find you funny;.

I'm leaving this here....... you carry on if you want...... your just making yourself look bad.


I sincerely hope you two continue this drama. I have nothing else to do while I wait on results of my sons matches in the team national duels that I cant go to till tomorrow. Please, entertain me. Now dance my little monkey's.:yh_rotfl

YZGI;1209096 wrote: I sincerely hope you two continue this drama. I have nothing else to do while I wait on results of my sons matches in the team national duels that I cant go to till tomorrow. Please, entertain me. Now dance my little monkey's.:yh_rotfl


tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1209100 wrote: tosser :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Hey Oscar!!! I think this was directed towards you.. I'm just sayin...:sneaky:



Now what do you have to say? I'm just sayin...

YZGI;1209102 wrote: Hey Oscar!!! I think this was directed towards you.. I'm just sayin...:sneaky:



Now what do you have to say? I'm just sayin...


trouble maker :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

the funny thing i really dont want to argue with anyone ... its just happening around me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i mean how could a nice thread and posting pictures of your beautiful wife having a great time laughing and joking with you ... and sharing the moment with friends turn out like this :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



the worst thing is i cant even blame my normal scape goat YOU :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

farmer giles;1209106 wrote: trouble maker :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



the funny thing i really dont want to argue with anyone ... its just happening around me :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



i mean how could a nice thread and posting pictures of your beautiful wife having a great time laughing and joking with you ... and sharing the moment with friends turn out like this :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





the worst thing is i cant even blame my normal scape goat YOU :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I woulda been there but after reading I was not needed till now.:yh_rotfl