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Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:54 am
by ZAP
I'm opening a thread about Nomad's party in case he gets kicked out of Just Wondering. And, yes, Imladris, I will bring the trumpets, as you requested. Oh, that was "crumpets"? I don't think they sell those at Safeway, how about scones, instead? Speaking of trumpets, which you weren't, I was,,,,(notice all my commas?) I'll bring my photo of a trumpet player. And I will bring my harmonica, for which, requests will be taken.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:14 am
by Oscar Namechange
I'll bring chairs, naked toyboys, infaltable foot spa, ants, mushrooms, cheese, large white sheets, pelicans and noodles.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:21 am
by Odie
I'll bring the male dancers.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:45 am
by ZAP
Oh,,,,good! Naked boy-toys and male dancers. Are they the stripping kind? We need more guys in the Garden. Will somebody bring a bag of commas,,,,,please?
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:46 am
by farmer giles
i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
oh no i wont i'm not drinking :-5:-5
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:58 am
by ZAP
farmer giles;1207166 wrote: i'll bring suzy then i'll go up the pub :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
oh no i wont i'm not drinking :-5:-5
Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:00 am
by farmer giles
Zapata;1207173 wrote: Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist
nope and i cant dance
but i can be the life and soul of the party :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
till i'm thrown out
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:15 am
by ZAP
Hey, we're not good enough to throw anybody out. I've got an extra harmonica if you'd like to learn Red River Valley. It's the only song I know, but I'll teach it to you. In fact,,,,,I'm changing the lyrics right now in honor of our guest of honor. It goes something like this:
From this valley they say Nomie's leaving,,,,,,,:driving:
We shall miss his bright smile when he goes.
'Cause he's taking away all his commas
So,,,,,for that,,,I'm gonna step on his toes:p
Oh,,,,Yeaaahhhhh!
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:16 am
by Oscar Namechange
[QUOTE=Zapata;1207173]Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.
I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:28 am
by ZAP
oscar;1207183 wrote: [QUOTE=Zapata;1207173]Can ya play an instrument? We're gonna need some music here.:guitarist[/QUOTE He can play but it's mostly with himself.
I've had a hunt round the house and i've found a member of the Scottish National Party gathering dust in a corner so he could come in handy for the bagpipes. I have some penguins and polar bears in my shed and a lawn mower that Mr O is working on.
I LOVE it!!! I was so afraid I might miss the bagpipes on my trip to Scotland. Penguins & Polar bears,,,,sounds like a good name for a dancing duo. What do you think? And the lawnmower . . .hmmm,,,,,(notice the commas?) It would make a good lawn ornament, alongside the wheelbarrow and palm trees. Really? You have a Mister who fixes things? Instead of breaking them or setting fire to them?
I know! In case the party gets dull, we can have a garage sale. Going out right now to pull some stuff out of the trash can.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:39 am
by buttercup
I could bring loads of commas - no use to me, seldom use them
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:53 am
by chonsigirl
I'm riding his bike.
Let's head out for the road on this nice summer day.......................:-6
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:16 pm
by Oscar Namechange
buttercup;1207194 wrote: I could bring loads of commas - no use to me, seldom use them
I have some spare semi-colons.......... would they help?
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:18 pm
by buttercup
Only if i knew what they were :wah:
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:28 pm
by Oscar Namechange
buttercup;1207222 wrote: Only if i knew what they were :wah:
All right then..... what about some asterisks cos i'm right up to here with them cluttering up the house.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:29 pm
by buttercup
Oh pretty stars, now your talking :wah:
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:38 pm
by Oscar Namechange
buttercup;1207237 wrote: Oh pretty stars, now your talking :wah:
Hang on, I just found loads of these in the loft &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Will they come in handy?
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:41 pm
by buttercup
Nope :wah:
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:51 pm
by ZAP
oscar;1207243 wrote: Hang on, I just found loads of these in the loft &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Will they come in handy?
Yes, Oscar, the decorating committee can certainly use those,,,I believe in the Dunkin' Nomad for a Dime booth.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 pm
by ZAP
Oh,,,,and Buttercup,,,I could use some of those commas,,,,as I seem to be running out . . .
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:55 pm
by buttercup
No problem i've got 43 years worth of them. Bloody useless things
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:56 pm
by Odie
Zapata;1207165 wrote: Oh,,,,good! Naked boy-toys and male dancers. Are they the stripping kind? We need more guys in the Garden. Will somebody bring a bag of commas,,,,,please?
mine are.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:06 pm
by ZAP
buttercup;1207259 wrote: No problem i've got 43 years worth of them. Bloody useless things
Oh,,,,sorry. You say, "43 years worth" of brand spanking-new commas? That's quite a commodity of commas you've got there! Perhaps that amount is worthy of a Comma Kiosk at Nomad's Party/Symposium/Hiatus. Would you be interested in making a few bucks?
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:03 pm
by Odie
we need a cake, a huge cake..........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Nomad's Party
Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:40 pm
by buttercup
Zapata;1207276 wrote: Oh,,,,sorry. You say, "43 years worth" of brand spanking-new commas? That's quite a commodity of commas you've got there! Perhaps that amount is worthy of a Comma Kiosk at Nomad's Party/Symposium/Hiatus. Would you be interested in making a few bucks?
Well we could collect money and donate it to a charity of Nomad's choice :-6
Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:41 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Uh-oh...........Somebody is trying to crash this party. Who?
:D
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Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:48 pm
by ZAP
Looks like a good dancer to me. Good we need some dancing in here. 'Course it doesn't look like he's got any intelligence to speak of, though.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:23 pm
by Nomad
I have a ninja conference this weekend and a mad scientist symposium next weekend.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:24 pm
by Odie
along-for-the-ride;1208062 wrote: Uh-oh...........Somebody is trying to crash this party. Who?
:D
Spot!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:07 pm
by ZAP
Nomad;1208074 wrote: I have a ninja conference this weekend and a mad scientist symposium next weekend.
Bring them along, won't you? Any friend of Nomad's is sure to be welcome at the Party. . . Anyway, they sound like some pretty fun guys. Do they dance and can they play an instrument? Saxophone, preferably.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:11 pm
by ZAP
buttercup;1207371 wrote: Well we could collect money and donate it to a charity of Nomad's choice :-6
Capital idea, B.C.!!
(How much money do you figure we can collect?) Nomad may want to give some to the Nano Ninja Collective.
Nomad's Party
Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 11:08 am
by ZAP
I was reading over some old threads and some of these are pretty funny. Where are all these people?