What To Do With Whiskers

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:34 am

Five years ago, Just For The Fun Of It, I decided to save all of the whiskers when emptying my electric razor. Each time I cleaned my razor I emptied the whiskers into a large tin. Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers. It seems a pity to just toss them out. So-------has anyone got any creative ideas on how to best use them. I am offering a prize for the best suggestion.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:39 am

I beg your pardon...... i believed this to be a thread about 'Whiskers' cat food. I'm leaving.

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Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:40 am

Lon;1203192 wrote: Five years ago, Just For The Fun Of It, I decided to save all of the whiskers when emptying my electric razor. Each time I cleaned my razor I emptied the whiskers into a large tin. Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers. It seem a pity to just toss them out. So-------has anyone got any creative ideas on how to best use them. I am offering a prize to the best suggestion. Get a life Lon :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:41 am

Why Lon Why??? yuck...!! :wah:

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:53 am

Can I send you a shipping label?

I was just told last week that the trick to keeping the critters out of the veggie garden is not dried blood and such, it is to cover the perimeter in hair. Not animal hair, but rather human hair.

Strange but true..:sneaky:

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:59 am

Lon;1203192 wrote: Five years ago, Just For The Fun Of It, I decided to save all of the whiskers when emptying my electric razor. Each time I cleaned my razor I emptied the whiskers into a large tin. Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers. It seem a pity to just toss them out. So-------has anyone got any creative ideas on how to best use them. I am offering a prize to the best suggestion.

What a neat idea for a hobby.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:04 am

hoppy;1203211 wrote: What a neat idea for a hobby.

No..... it's quite disgusting. Next he'll be telling us this includes nasal hair.

I would myself take it to the nearest landfill site under the cover of darkness in the hope that no-one who knew me saw me dispose of it and think i was wierd.

Chuck it over tree's in nesting season. I do it with the dogs hair and the birds like it for nesting.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:07 am

I had a collection of pubic hair. Little tufts tied with thread, from girl friends. I taped 'em on my bedroom wall.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:26 am

hoppy;1203218 wrote: I had a collection of pubic hair. Little tufts tied with thread, from girl friends. I taped 'em on my bedroom wall.
God you Americans are weird :wah:

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:27 am

Join them all together and make a great big beard then have it surgically implanted.

(oh, by-the-way, that is just weird..)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:33 am

hoppy;1203218 wrote: I had a collection of pubic hair. Little tufts tied with thread, from girl friends. I taped 'em on my bedroom wall.

all different colours?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:40 am

[quote=oscar;1203215]No..... it's quite disgusting. Next he'll be telling us this includes nasal hair.

Oscar, you would probably enjoy the book that I have been working on and will be published later this year. "Psychological Implications of Nasal Excavation" :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:42 am

Lon;1203245 wrote: [quote=oscar;1203215]No..... it's quite disgusting. Next he'll be telling us this includes nasal hair.

Oscar, you would probably enjoy the book that I have been working on and will be published later this year. "Psychological Implications of Nasal Excavation" :wah:

Oohhh, does it have a 'bloody' ending :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:13 am

Lon;1203245 wrote: [quote=oscar;1203215]No..... it's quite disgusting. Next he'll be telling us this includes nasal hair.

Oscar, you would probably enjoy the book that I have been working on and will be published later this year. "Psychological Implications of Nasal Excavation" :wah:
Lon, please understand that the British folk are civilised, cultured, dignified, with immpecable manners. We certainly do not resort to raking out our nasal passages. We blow delicatley into fine tissue's made from the finest silk worms.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:49 am

Betty Boop;1203250 wrote: [quote=Lon;1203245]

Oohhh, does it have a 'bloody' ending :wah:

No, but it does explain why some folks are upset with slim pickings.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:52 am

Lon;1203311 wrote: [quote=Betty Boop;1203250]

No, but it does explain why some folks are upset with slim pickings. :yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick The moment you start on about discharge, i'm leaving Fg for good.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:23 am

oscar;1203317 wrote: [QUOTE=Lon;1203311] :yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick:yh_sick The moment you start on about discharge, i'm leaving Fg for good.

Too late! He's already done his 'Guess the Poop' thread! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:33 am

Rapunzel;1203346 wrote: [QUOTE=oscar;1203317]

Too late! He's already done his 'Guess the Poop' thread! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Dear God......

Lon what about sculpturing it into the shape of a beard and then displaying it at your local art gallery? Here in Blighty land we have something called the 'Turner Prize' You could win that.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:35 am

just think of all the birds nests you can make now!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:38 am

Sell it on e-bay. I daresay some weirdo would want the other guy's x g/f's pubic hair collection too.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:39 am

What about stuffing a limp matteress with it?

Donate it to Charideeeeeeee

Make small nesting boxes for orphaned mice

JUST THROW IT AWAY LON !!!!!!!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:43 am

Make it a 'surprise ingredient' in one of your recipes. :p :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:56 am

Rapunzel;1203364 wrote: Make it a 'surprise ingredient' in one of your recipes. :p :wah: The mind boggles. He could call it 'Pepper surprise' :yh_rotfl

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:20 pm

Lon;1203192 wrote: Five years ago, Just For The Fun Of It, I decided to save all of the whiskers when emptying my electric razor. Each time I cleaned my razor I emptied the whiskers into a large tin. Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers. It seems a pity to just toss them out. So-------has anyone got any creative ideas on how to best use them. I am offering a prize for the best suggestion.:-3

How strange!

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:22 pm

Rapunzel;1203364 wrote: Make it a 'surprise ingredient' in one of your recipes. :p :wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:15 pm

Odie;1203410 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Wanna come to dinner-----got something good for ya.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:22 pm

Time to THROW THEM AWAY LON..!! You can do it just dump them please.....!! :wah:

[QUOTE]Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers.[/QUOTE]

Post by **Sunshine** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:25 pm

oscar;1203226 wrote: God you Americans are weird :wah:
Not all of us Oscar. We do of course have exceptions..:yh_rotfl

Post by **Sunshine** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:29 pm

Lon, do you for one minute think that we beleive you did this? Lon, you seriously need help. :yh_hypno

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:34 pm

Lon;1203192 wrote: Five years ago, Just For The Fun Of It, I decided to save all of the whiskers when emptying my electric razor. Each time I cleaned my razor I emptied the whiskers into a large tin. Now after 5 years of collecting these whiskers I have 146 lbs of whiskers. It seems a pity to just toss them out. So-------has anyone got any creative ideas on how to best use them. I am offering a prize for the best suggestion.

That must be a joke,surely?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If not,Lon,then you desperately need a hobby.:wah::wah::wah:

Post by **Sunshine** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:43 pm

Chockygirl;1203483 wrote:

That must be a joke,surely?

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

If not,Lon,then you desperately need a hobby.:wah::wah::wah:
Maybe that was his hobby. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:50 pm

Sunshine;1203479 wrote: Lon, do you for one minute think that we beleive you did this? Lon, you seriously need help. :yh_hypno

I know most Yanks don't believe it, but the Brits, there a bit gullible.

They even bought my story about my pet vulture, Clyde.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:56 pm

Lon;1203491 wrote: I know most Yanks don't believe it, but the Brits, there a bit gullible.

They even bought my story about my pet vulture, Clyde. Were you tugging our todgers then?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:00 pm

oscar;1203498 wrote: Were you tugging our todgers then?

Oh pleeassee, Oscar :wah: Lon is the biggest joker here.

I recall reading the Clyde thread at college, Lon nearly got me banned from the cyberloft for laughing so much. :yh_rotfl

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:04 pm

Betty Boop;1203500 wrote: Oh pleeassee, Oscar :wah: Lon is the biggest joker here.

I recall reading the Clyde thread at college, Lon nearly got me banned from the cyberloft for laughing so much. :yh_rotfl

Oh,I missed the Clyde thread-is there a link somewhere?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:05 pm

Betty Boop;1203500 wrote: Oh pleeassee, Oscar :wah: Lon is the biggest joker here.

I recall reading the Clyde thread at college, Lon nearly got me banned from the cyberloft for laughing so much. :yh_rotfl oh god..... i fell for it. Right..... Lon's gonna get revenge big time :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:07 pm

Lon;1203491 wrote: I know most Yanks don't believe it, but the Brits, there a bit gullible.

They even bought my story about my pet vulture, Clyde.

Well, the Aussies aren't easily fooled either.:wah:

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:08 pm

oscar;1203502 wrote: oh god..... i fell for it. Right..... Lon's gonna get revenge big time :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky:

Oh good,fireworks.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:11 pm

Chockygirl;1203506 wrote:

Oh good,fireworks.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I shall wait until Lon thinks he's got away with it and then i shall pounce. :wah:

Chockygirl · Post by **Chockygirl** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:17 pm

oscar;1203508 wrote: I shall wait until Lon thinks he's got away with it and then i shall pounce. :wah:

Just what all out-of-control males deserve.:wah::wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:35 pm

oscar;1203498 wrote: Were you tugging our todgers then?

Not only was I tugging your todgers, I was pulling your pullyies, noddin your noggers and twistin your twine.:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:37 pm

Lon;1203512 wrote: Not only was I tugging your todgers, I was pulling your pullyies, noddin your noggers and twistin your twine.:wah: You are such big trouble now.

:(:(

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:44 pm

Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our cable TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Thanksgiving morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:46 pm

Lon;1203515 wrote: Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our cable TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Thanksgiving morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand You Americans are damn weird man....... did any one fall for it?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:47 pm

Lon;1203515 wrote: Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our cable TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Thanksgiving morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand

Love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:57 pm

oscar;1203518 wrote: You Americans are damn weird man....... did any one fall for it?

Most fell for it like a ton of bricks---------I received sincere condolences from many people----------it just blew me away that so many actually believed what most would recognise as a joke right off.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:46 pm

Lon;1203515 wrote: Clyde Died

Our beloved pet vulture Clyde died yesterday, apparently of natural causes,

unlike Boris before him, who was crushed by a semi while having his road kill breakfast of unknown origin. We loved Clyde, but hadn't had him long enough to really get attached to him. It's for that reason that we have decided to have Clyde for our Thanksgiving Dinner instead of the traditional turkey. We found Clyde beneath our cable TV antennae, unconscious, warm, but apparently dead. We put his remains in a nice plastic Hefty Bag and then into our freezer, where he will remain until Thanksgiving morning. I can think of no finer tribute to our beloved pet than to have our family and friends partake of his remains. I know that Clyde would understand

he died again.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:05 pm

How big did that "tin" have to be?

You could get a bigggg canvas and fling the black stuff around, call it modern art and sign it 'Jackson Pollock'

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:29 pm

Zapata;1203606 wrote: How big did that "tin" have to be?

You could get a bigggg canvas and fling the black stuff around, call it modern art and sign it 'Jackson Pollock'

It ain't black stuff anymore-----------shades of grey and white.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:40 pm

Lon;1203609 wrote: It ain't black stuff anymore-----------shades of grey and white.

Arrangement in bla . . .er . . .Grey and White?