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News has broken today of the arrest of a posh woman in Essex, England after her posh letter wa read out at a council meeting opposing the proposed building by council on her surrounding countryside.

Press have been ordered to keep the woman's identity secret while detectives investigate complaints of poshness against the woman.

Your roving reporter Oscar who has inside friends at The Daily Mail can reveal that this posh woman is known to her friends as Carolly.

Detectives have warned the public not to approach this dangerous posh woman whilst investigations are taking place. They also are investigating the posh woman for Eel abuse and snatching small Jack Russells and holding them to ransom.

If you have any sightings of this posh woman, do not approach her but ring detective:

I. Dunnit

'Rammit Inn'

Tillithurts

Essex

England

Many thanks.

omg:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflshe is so gonna get you for this:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1194937 wrote: omg:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflshe is so gonna get you for this:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I know :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That was hilarious:yh_rotfl

I think shes on the run:sneaky:probably disguised as Shirley Bassey

If she shows the detectives her dolls...all the charges will be dropped:yh_rotfl

Nice one Oscar :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Er............what the bleedin ells going on:mad:......Oscar yer history lady so you better go and say goodbye to ye foxes:sneaky::-5

Oh no! shes been released:-3who bailed her out:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1195287 wrote: Oh no! shes been released:-3who bailed her out:-3:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflIm glad to say....how hard this is to believe maybe to some.......I have friends:sneaky::rolleyes:

Oh no, oscar....

First Nomad...........now Carolly............both out to get you.............

Peter Lake may be able to save you from Nomad................but Carolly is another story.............



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along-for-the-ride;1195314 wrote: Oh no, oscar....

First Nomad...........now Carolly............both out to get you.............

Peter Lake may be able to save you from Nomad................but Carolly is another story.............



:wah:Ye thats right girl you tell her:mad:.....shes upset cause I have found evidence that she was in actual fact a man before she took this ID on and shes worried that I will tell my pal Paul Dacre.....editor of The Mail;):D

Carolly;1195319 wrote: Ye thats right girl you tell her:mad:.....shes upset cause I have found evidence that she was in actual fact a man before she took this ID on and shes worried that I will tell my pal Paul Dacre.....editor of The Mail;):D He doesn't worry me, I have Luke Salkard from The Mail :p:p Anyway... i watched Nomad throwing folk under buses like no-body's business and learnt some lessons.

Now, I'm missing a small Jack Russell...... Carolly..... where is he..... tell me now or I'll ring Detective 'I. Dunnit' to re-arrest you for extreme poshness. When does your case come to court?

oscar;1195337 wrote: He doesn't worry me, I have Luke Salkard from The Mail :p:p Anyway... i watched Nomad throwing folk under buses like no-body's business and learnt some lessons.

Now, I'm missing a small Jack Russell...... Carolly..... where is he..... tell me now or I'll ring Detective 'I. Dunnit' to re-arrest you for extreme poshness. When does your case come to court?Cant say about the case as top secret and if I tell you I will have to kill you and you know how upset that would make so many here.....:rolleyes:.... and I cant take their pal Oscar away....wouldnt be niceNow whats this about a Jackie going missing or are you talking about the other day:sneaky::mad::rolleyes:

Carolly;1195339 wrote: Cant say about the case as top secret and if I tell you I will have to kill you and you know how upset that would make so many here.....:rolleyes:.... and I cant take their pal Oscar away....wouldnt be niceNow whats this about a Jackie going missing or are you talking about the other day:sneaky::mad::rolleyes: Are you being prosecuted for extreme poshness in a posh area? As that carries a five year prison sentence. I was once jailed for a year just for being posh in a shopping centre for two hours.

My Jack has re-appeared, I'd accidently shut her in the side yard :(

oscar;1195379 wrote: Are you being prosecuted for extreme poshness in a posh area? As that carries a five year prison sentence. I was once jailed for a year just for being posh in a shopping centre for two hours.

My Jack has re-appeared, I'd accidently shut her in the side yard :(Well they reckon I spoke so posh to them that half the words they dont understand and are going to get Jimmy The Fish out of Brixton Nick to explain ......they have also taken away me passport incase I do a runner:(:-5:-5

Carolly;1195382 wrote: Well they reckon I spoke so posh to them that half the words they dont understand and are going to get Jimmy The Fish out of Brixton Nick to explain ......they have also taken away me passport incase I do a runner:(:-5:-5 I know Jimmy The Fish, he was sent down for extreme poshness in Brixton back in 1982. His wife was the one who had an affair with Mick the machette. She got investigated for lazy poshness in the Essex Marks and Spencers. She dropped her H's which is lazy poshness. I heard they had to get a member of the Royal Family, Edward the Mincer to translate your posh letter at the council meeting. Some members were trated for nervous exhaustion and two were admitted to hospital for posh exposure.

oscar;1195386 wrote: I know Jimmy The Fish, he was sent down for extreme poshness in Brixton back in 1982. His wife was the one who had an affair with Mick the machette. She got investigated for lazy poshness in the Essex Marks and Spencers. She dropped her H's which is lazy poshness. I heard they had to get a member of the Royal Family, Edward the Mincer to translate your posh letter at the council meeting. Some members were trated for nervous exhaustion and two were admitted to hospital for posh exposure.Tell you what.....can you imagine their faces when they saw that letter.....fgs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;1195606 wrote: Tell you what.....can you imagine their faces when they saw that letter.....fgs:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Yep, I can imagine....... ultra poshness all round. I just hope the peep who read it out was suitably posh enough to do your posh letter posh justice.

oscar;1195669 wrote: Yep, I can imagine....... ultra poshness all round. I just hope the peep who read it out was suitably posh enough to do your posh letter posh justice.
Point is......did it do any good...to many back handers involved I reckon.

Carolly;1195680 wrote: Point is......did it do any good...to many back handers involved I reckon.
Heaven forbid that they do anything that makes and sense. IMO it is what the people want that should be considered first. Problem is, money talks louder.

Sunshine;1195683 wrote: Heaven forbid that they do anything that makes and sense. IMO it is what the people want that should be considered first. Problem is, money talks louder.Shari I couldnt agree more babe:(

Carolly;1195680 wrote: Point is......did it do any good...to many back handers involved I reckon.
A back hander is better than a one handed shuffle.... you don't want that mess on your posh letter :wah: