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A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort.



The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to

read.



One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the

wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,

anchors and continues to read her book.



Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the

woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")



"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry

officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all

the

Equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have

to take you in and give you a ticket."



"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says

the

woman. ! ; "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.



"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you

could

start at any moment."



"Have a nice day Ma'am," and he left...



MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can

think!