Page 1 of 1
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:10 am
by farmer giles
i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:35 am
by buttercup
"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever"
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:46 am
by Oscar Namechange
When i can rest my ashtray on my stomach :wah:
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:15 am
by qsducks
When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:40 am
by minks
qsducks;1178373 wrote: When I can't fit into my summer shorts...but luckily I can this year. I have the most gawdiest shorts...my daughters call them tacky....hey what do you expect from a mom in her 40's?:rolleyes:
are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:42 am
by qsducks
minks;1178396 wrote: are they plaid huh are they are they? I love gawdy, that is the privledge us moms over 40 have earned whooo hooooo I knew I loved ya for a reason QD
Ooo diet time, is when you lay on the bed to zip yer jeans up using a metal coat hanger hooked through the zipper pull and you still CAN"T get the jeans zipped up.
Oh yes, I've got plaid and ones with flowers on them:yh_rotfl....totally tacky but comfy and isn't that the point?:yh_rotfl Thrift store give aways..is where I go. I once had a pair that were striped but the zipper broke:yh_rotfl
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:50 am
by minks
Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:51 am
by qsducks
minks;1178404 wrote: Diet time is when you are sporting a mean muffin top......
like pink hair?
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:12 pm
by minks
muffin top
Attached files
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:31 pm
by along-for-the-ride
..................all your clothes have shrunk.
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:07 pm
by Peg
When someone asks if you're pregnant and you aren't.
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:40 pm
by Bryn Mawr
I'm the same weight now as I was at eighteen so I guess the answer is - always
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:44 pm
by Snowfire
When your running out of belt to put new holes in
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:45 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Snowfire;1178503 wrote: When your running out of belt to put new holes in
When someone says 'you have a crumb on one of your chins'.
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:25 am
by sunny104
farmer giles;1178123 wrote: i know its time i went on a diet because i just had to throw a boomerang with my belt tied to it to get my belt round my waist :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
when did you know it was time to go on a diet ..funny if possible :rolleyes:
ps there is no need to mention baldies in this thread
:yh_rotfl
you know its time for a diet when...
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:25 pm
by princessladedah
When someone asks"So when ya due"?:-5:-5