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I have the dubious pleasure of my hoodie teenage nephew arriving for a week tomorrow.

I have never actually understood a word he says but i have learned that 'Minted' means a sign of excellence for example.

Also the expression 'bad' means good apparently.

He has asked me on the phone to get him some 'munch' in for his stay. I am guessing this means food...... What sort of food???????????/

Help

Food he can just pick up and eat. You just pick it up and 'munch' it.

Food...like junk stuff or good stuff. He's hungry!

A munch is a casual lunch or dinner with other local people who have an interest or experience in BDSM (Bondage & Discipline, Dominance and submission, sadomasochism) and/or Fetish. Munch groups have many different characters depending on locations of where they meet. Some are held in locations where a demonstration can be given on different techniques, but most are held in family restaurants or bars where 'play' or fetishwear is not permitted.

A munch is a great atmosphere to meet like minded locals, discuss a variety of topics, and make friends and get validation without people behaving 'in role'. Following are some frequently asked questions regarding munches.:-2:-2:D:yh_rotfl

What's a Munch?

Thats what google came up with:yh_rotfl

Munch is snack food I think People who smoke cannibis get the munchies..

Munchies

When you get hungry after smoking weed. Usually people will eat a lot of junk food.

Two kids are getting stoned:

"...and ice cream, and a whole pizza just for me, and some chips, and a soda, and some chocolate...maybe some chinese food, gummy worms, lasagna, rice, ramen, chicken and a hamburger...oh yeah, i almost forgot i wanted some fries with that..."

"Damn...that's some serious munchies you have!"

oscar;1165750 wrote: I have the dubious pleasure of my hoodie teenage nephew arriving for a week tomorrow.

I have never actually understood a word he says but i have learned that 'Minted' means a sign of excellence for example.

Also the expression 'bad' means good apparently.

He has asked me on the phone to get him some 'munch' in for his stay. I am guessing this means food...... What sort of food???????????/

Help


Well, I have absolutely no idea! I can't figure out all of the slang here- no clue about there!! lol

Chezzie;1165757 wrote: A munch is a casual lunch or dinner with other local people who have an interest or experience in BDSM (Bondage & Discipline, Dominance and submission, sadomasochism) and/or Fetish. Munch groups have many different characters depending on locations of where they meet. Some are held in locations where a demonstration can be given on different techniques, but most are held in family restaurants or bars where 'play' or fetishwear is not permitted.

A munch is a great atmosphere to meet like minded locals, discuss a variety of topics, and make friends and get validation without people behaving 'in role'. Following are some frequently asked questions regarding munches.:-2:-2:D:yh_rotfl

What's a Munch?

Thats what google came up with:yh_rotfl




:yh_rotfl Blimey, I will be watching people in McDonalds with a whole new outlook now

SpiderLily;1165758 wrote: Well, I have absolutely no idea! I can't figure out all of the slang here- no clue about there!! lol


me either, I would have just asked him.

It's teenage food, you will find it in the section in the store that has the most chocolate ,for the sugar rush ,salty for the flavor, teeth rotting fizzy drinks and pimple causing greasey food section .

My daughter was a chocoholic in every sense of the word. One of my sons was a the greaser the better ,eater and then my other son was the kind of kid that if he could eat it on the move, it was his favorite food. A determined kid can make all kinds of food "grab and go" food, :-2

Oh I miss the days of picking on my kids about their munching habits,,heck sometimes I just miss my kids.

I always found it totally amazing how a couple of kids can take some plain ole everyday words and make them mean all sorts of weird and non understandable things. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

macking , and throwing a bi**h is two of the ones that stand out in my memory.

macking ,means makink out with a boy/girl friens



throwing a bi**h means getting in your car/ pickup and throwing donuts or spining around making lots of noise and dust.

Betty Boop;1165770 wrote: :yh_rotfl Blimey, I will be watching people in McDonalds with a whole new outlook now


Big Munch, large fries and a munchshake:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1165779 wrote: Big Munch, large fries and a munchshake:yh_rotfl


and we all know what gives us the munchies!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



maybe that's what he meant!:sneaky:

oscar;1165750 wrote: I have the dubious pleasure of my hoodie teenage nephew arriving for a week tomorrow.

I have never actually understood a word he says but i have learned that 'Minted' means a sign of excellence for example.

Also the expression 'bad' means good apparently.



He has asked me on the phone to get him some 'munch' in for his stay. I am guessing this means food...... What sort of food???????????/



Help


Drive him nuts by asking him for the 'english ' version of whatever word he uses that is non understandable .. well i use to get a kick out of seeing that look on their face when they had to stop and think what the translation into english was for some of their wierder words..

Get him some carrots and celery sticks, with a nice dip. They're good to munch on. :wah:

chonsigirl;1165785 wrote: Get him some carrots and celery sticks, with a nice dip. They're good to munch on. :wah:


indeed they are, should never always have junk food.

Yes, healthy servings of salad at din-din, fruit juice and not carbonated beverages. He will thank you years later for it.......................but not now!

chonsigirl;1165790 wrote: Yes, healthy servings of salad at din-din, fruit juice and not carbonated beverages. He will thank you years later for it.......................but not now!


he should have you as a caregiver!

Yes, three times a week at TKD, three times a week at the gym.

No TV on in this household, but shelves of books to read. He can use the computer for an hour a day, I'm not that mean. (if his grades are A's & B's)

That's about how I raised my kids.....................

Pot noodle seems high on the teenage munch list around here, bombay bad boy being the best apparently. :yh_sick

Oh and pop tarts.

buttercup;1165798 wrote: Pot noodle seems high on the teenage munch list around here, bombay bad boy being the best apparently. :yh_sick

Oh and pop tarts.
What's a pot noodle??

After seeing all the above responses...munch is actually a sex word. Usually referred to as a woman's bush:sneaky:. I highly doubt your nephew is referring to that! He probs wants some junky food, etc.:wah:

oscar;1165800 wrote: What's a pot noodle??


Quite possibly one of the most disgusting things you have ever seen or had the misfortune to smell. Pics below.

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buttercup;1165803 wrote: Quite possibly one of the most disgusting things you have ever seen or had the misfortune to smell. Pics below.


Ewww. I don't know about the smell, but it looks pretty bad...

Oh you best get some crap cereal in too, something a five year old would love. Ricicles seems popular here, not to be confused with snap crackle and pop, its useless due to the low sugar content.

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buttercup;1165809 wrote: Oh you best get some crap cereal in too, something a five year old would love. Ricicles seems popular here, not to be confused with snap crackle and pop, its useless due to the low sugar content.


Thanks for all your comments but the visit has just been cancelled. His girlfriend has gone into labour. She wasn't due for 3 weeks.

Yes, I know..... 15 yrs old and about to be a father :(:(

Ah who knows, might be the making of him, chin up.

oscar;1165813 wrote: Thanks for all your comments but the visit has just been cancelled. His girlfriend has gone into labour. She wasn't due for 3 weeks.

Yes, I know..... 15 yrs old and about to be a father :(:(


Can they all come to your place and move in for a few weeks? It might be better since your sis is up to her ears in babyness herself.

My lids were ranch kids , we all spent our fair share of the summer weeding grandma's veggie garden and we butcher our home grown meat. so they ate well and as much as they wanted.

But turn them loose in wal mart with a ten dollar bill and see what they called 'real food' fit for growing kids,,,:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1165813 wrote: Thanks for all your comments but the visit has just been cancelled. His girlfriend has gone into labour. She wasn't due for 3 weeks.



Yes, I know..... 15 yrs old and about to be a father :(:(






Well congradulations 'great auntie oscar' but that will not be ant be hardship for you cuz you already seem to be a great Aunt . Hope the new mommy and baby are doing well and things go good for the new family.

If Im not mistaken its cunnilingus.

Nomad;1165868 wrote: If Im not mistaken its cunnilingus. Connie who????

Nomad;1165868 wrote: If Im not mistaken its cunnilingus.


It took me a moment but i guessed you are answering oscars question in the OP , right ??



I kept looking at my post right above yours here wondering what i had mes spelled or said that would get that kind of reply ,,,o

scholle-kid;1165905 wrote: It took me a moment but i guessed you are answering oscars question in the OP , right ??



I kept looking at my post right above yours here wondering what i had mes spelled or said that would get that kind of reply ,,,o


I love your avy!:guitarist:guitarist

Odie;1165915 wrote: I love your avy!:guitarist:guitarist




Thanks,

Somedays are just like this kitty situation huh ?

Nomad;1165868 wrote: If Im not mistaken its cunnilingus.


OMG!! Thank you for making me laugh this morning!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

woppy71;1165965 wrote: OMG!! Thank you for making me laugh this morning!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Nomad is full of cunning plans:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1165750 wrote: What sort of food???????????/

Help confused :confused


Carpets.

Um. "Beaten" to it.

Bill Sikes;1165987 wrote: Carpets.



Um. "Beaten" to it.


lmao...havent heard that for ages (carpet muncher) :yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1165981 wrote: Nomad is full of cunning plans:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Yes, Nomad has some cupid stunts.;)