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Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:37 pm
by Chezzie
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:39 pm
by Kindle
That was great! :-6

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:40 pm
by Odie
Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D




darn right!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:18 pm
by along-for-the-ride
If you give her a potato, she will cook it and mash it with milk and butter and serve it with meatloaf and peas and carrots.







:D

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:23 pm
by el guapo
Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D
and if ya dont say thank u she will never forget it

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:41 pm
by Odie
el guapo;1160047 wrote: and if ya dont say thank u she will never forget it


now remember that in the mods room!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:16 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Chezzie;1160023 wrote: Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.":D


If you give her your penis.....she'll die laughing, tell all her mates and put it on facebook.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater..

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:21 pm
by el guapo
oscar;1160062 wrote: If you give her your penis.....she'll die laughing, tell all her mates and put it on facebook.


if ya give it to her sister she will never forgive you