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Over the years I've seen a few - here's one of my favourites :-

Will the person with the three speed arse please engage bottom gear as these toilets are not equiped with mudflaps


I know, I know - typical toilet humour :wah:

Any takers for the best graffito going?

Bryn Mawr;1155480 wrote: Over the years I've seen a few - here's one of my favourites :-



I know, I know - typical toilet humour :wah:

Any takers for the best graffito going? I thought i could nominate 'Banksie' when i saw this thread.

The funniest i saw was on the tiolet cisten, 'If you can read this, you'r looking at my lunch' :wah:

"No good standing on the seat - the crabs in here can jump 6' " remembered by my hubby from his time in the navy

My favorite is one that I read on a subway station wall in NYC years ago. It said the following-----------"Jesus Saves" yes but "Moses Invests"

Lon;1155521 wrote: My favorite is one that I read on a subway station wall in NYC years ago. It said the following-----------"Jesus Saves" yes but "Moses Invests" I don't get that?????

Another one is i saw 'why is urine yellow and sperm white? So the Irish know if they're coming or going'.

Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to s---, but only far---! :wah:

G#Gill;1155518 wrote: "No good standing on the seat - the crabs in here can jump 6' " remembered by my hubby from his time in the navy


And if you think that's rather high - go next door, the ba$tards fly :wah:



Another excellent ditty

cars;1155573 wrote: Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to s---, but only far---! :wah:


Good one :wah:

Over here that would be :-



Here I sit, broken hearted - paid a penny but only farted



In those days, pennies were big enough to use in the door slot and worth enough to hurt if you spent one without needing to.

Ah................graffiti. Art and statements that are expressive, colorful, modern and a felony. :wah:

Attached files

*TOILET TENNIS*

look right

Written on the right wall:

look left



This could keep you going for awhile!:D

Bryn Mawr;1155584 wrote: Good one :wah:

Over here that would be :-



Here I sit, broken hearted - paid a penny but only farted



In those days, pennies were big enough to use in the door slot and worth enough to hurt if you spent one without needing to.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take s**t off nobody.

Chezzie;1155992 wrote: This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take s**t off nobody.


OMG!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

This is a tee pee

for a pee pee.

Not a wig wam

to beat your tom-tom.:-2

"Ladies, please remain seated during the entire performance"

"Gents, please stand closer it maybe shorter than you think"

"Our aim is to keep this place clean, your aim will help"

Seen on a cludgie (toilet) wall in London:-



Is anyone on this planet intelligent?

underneath in a different script:-



Yes, but we're only passing through

I'm here rolling with laughter - toilet humour at its best :yh_rotfl

Bryn Mawr;1156022 wrote: I'm here rolling with laughter - toilet humour at its best :yh_rotfl


I'm laughing so hard, peeing me shorts here!:yh_rotfl

On HMS Delight (a Daring class destroyer Royal Navy) in 1958, she was in for a refit etc.

When she was ready for the off, the Captain spoke to the crew and told them that the 'heads' (ships toilets) had been repainted so he did not want any graffiti on the bulkheads !

About a week later there appeared a rather neatly written rhyme :-

"This ruddy roundhouse is no good at all,

The seat is too high and the hole is too small !"

Under this, a couple of days later, also neatly written, but in a different hand writing:-

"To which I must add the obvious retort,

Your ar$e is too big and your legs are too short !"

There was no other graffiti written in the 'heads' for the whole of the tour, except a very artistic picture type frame around the pair of rhymes ! It is understood that the Captain had thought it very funny and worthy of leaving on..............

cars;1155573 wrote: Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to s---, but only far---! :wah:


to continue

"yesterday I took a chance

saved a dime and *** my pants"



hehehehe

Sign hung over public pool

"we left the "P" out of pool, you do the same too please"

Toilet out of order, use the floor below! :wah:

G#Gill;1156114 wrote: On HMS Delight (a Daring class destroyer Royal Navy) in 1958, she was in for a refit etc.

When she was ready for the off, the Captain spoke to the crew and told them that the 'heads' (ships toilets) had been repainted so he did not want any graffiti on the bulkheads !

About a week later there appeared a rather neatly written rhyme :-

"This ruddy roundhouse is no good at all,

The seat is too high and the hole is too small !"

Under this, a couple of days later, also neatly written, but in a different hand writing:-

"To which I must add the obvious retort,

Your ar$e is too big and your legs are too short !"

There was no other graffiti written in the 'heads' for the whole of the tour, except a very artistic picture type frame around the pair of rhymes ! It is understood that the Captain had thought it very funny and worthy of leaving on..............







He had some taste at least

You can shake it, you can squeeze it you can beat it against the wall but you got to put it back in your pants before the last drop will fall.

YZGI;1156554 wrote: You can shake it, you can squeeze it you can beat it against the wall but you got to put it back in your pants before the last drop will fall.


omg.........I fink I have just swallowed my gum!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl