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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION." :wah:



source: partner.beliefnet.com

A minister and a man were playing golf in the rain. The man kept missing shots and taking the Lord's name in vain, then screaming "I missed again!" The Minister was shocked and warned him to watch his language or face the wrath of the Lord.

Finally, on the 18th hole, lightning struck the minister, frying him to a crisp. The Heavens rumbled and a deep voice issued forth, saying, "Darnit! I missed again!"

:yh_rotflmao... :yh_rotfl

:yh_dance :yh_idea :yh_rotfl

He he he, Ha ha ha. You guys are just too cool! :-6