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Here's a nurse for you Jimbo................ :D

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jimbo;1118582 wrote: not exactly what i had in mind but its the thought that counts :D:rolleyes::rolleyes:


:p:p Hope you are better soon! :-6

LMAO Betty!

Betty Boop;1118580 wrote: Here's a nurse for you Jimbo................ :D


Nice one Boop :yh_rotfl:p

did you see a doctor?:sneaky::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Poor Jimbo.

Nohing too serious I hope?

What a Whiner you are Jumbo..





Good job your Suzy is a trooper innit:D







Get well soon ya baffoon

Chezzie;1118715 wrote: What a Whiner you are Jumbo..





Good job your Suzy is a trooper innit:D







Get well soon ya baffoon




If Jimbo eats those Altoids he will blow the nurse outta the room with his breath!:wah:

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Or this one?

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A virtual grape is a figment of your imagination :sneaky: Or it's lost in virtual space. :sneaky:

Poor Suzy....I mean Jimbutt. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Get to an Osteopath like fast !! A slipped disc will take longer to get back, the longer you leave it !!! Poor owd Jimbo







XXX

jimbo;1118898 wrote: the doc came out and he says i have sprained my lower back and i could

have muscle spasms or something with disc he cant tell the boody quack no offence QS:D:D


no offense taken. Hey, at least you have a doctor who makes house calls.:wah:

jimbo;1118910 wrote: it was either come round or i was calling an ambulance ... i cant even stand up



and before some one starts i'm not drinking:-5:-5


How did you do your injury?

he was chasing sue around the bedroom

jimbo;1118910 wrote: it was either come round or i was calling an ambulance ... i cant even stand up



and before some one starts i'm not drinking:-5:-5


Been there done that. (Not the drinking part) (at least not lately)

You need the following:

good drugs - pain killers - stronger the better

muscle relaxants

and bed rest

After that get a bracelet from the dollar store (or the equivalent wherever you are) and wear it on the wrist that helps - experiment with one or the other.

I had my last bout like you over a year ago and have not had one since I started wearing the bracelet. Mind over matter? I don't care because it is working.

Get better soon!

jimbo;1118910 wrote: it was either come round or i was calling an ambulance ... i cant even stand up



and before some one starts i'm not drinking:-5:-5


Even tho you're a tosser, I do hope you feel better soon.

And good job on the not drinking Jimbutt.:-6

A friend of mine fell and blew his knee out on ice. Its the size of a grapefruit.

Hes taking Vicadin and drinking beer and drooling on himself.

I am so going to fall on ice if its the last thing I do.

el guapo;1118920 wrote: he was chasing sue around the bedroom


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl. Ok, I figured he was dressed up as Batman and took a dive off the dresser and missed the bed.

Nomad;1118929 wrote: A friend of mine fell and blew his knee out on ice. Its the size of a grapefruit.

Hes taking Vicadin and drinking beer and drooling on himself.

I am so going to fall on ice if its the last thing I do.


You could come over to my house Nomi and slip on Quin's play rug and do your knee in like I did two weeks ago.

Hope you are out and about soon, Sir Jimbo.

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jimbo;1118898 wrote: the doc came out and he says i have sprained my lower back and i could

have muscle spasms or something with disc he cant tell the boody quack no offence QS:D:D


-It could very well be muscle spasms.....had that one year, didn't do anything to get them....like you, I could not sit up nor roll over...you need muscle relaxers & pain killers, even with those, it never helped me!:-5:-5



.....hope he gave you some...........my spams lasted 3 weeks, so lye back and relax.

be thankful your a man, when I needed to go to the bathroom, the pain was bad and I could not move ffs, crawled each time with help!:-5:-5

I had to have 3 people get me in the car to go and get x-rays!

with muscle spams, you don't have to do anything to get them.

feel better, this could take time!

It's gonna be a peaceful weekend then...... Not good Jimbo, who are the pigeons gonna poo on!!!

Betty Boop;1119032 wrote: It's gonna be a peaceful weekend then...... Not good Jimbo, who are the pigeons gonna poo on!!!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Well, these were once grapes.......................

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Ouch. :-1

That's not fun. Same happened to my Dad, and we only worked what caused it months after.

The good news is he only ever had it that bad once, and a few things (like sleeping on a firmer mattress in his case) made all the difference.

jimbo;1119227 wrote: i has just taken me half an hour to roll off the bed and slither whilst screaming ten feet to the bathroom:-5:-5

i have a high pain fresh hold but this pain is like an electric shock:-5:-5

3 weeks you say :-5:-5


sorry, that was my time.....it takes a long time if it is muscle spasms!:-5:-5

the pain was excruciating, nothing like it!

are you on muscle relaxers and pain pills?

I sent you some grapes in the post Jumbo but had to squish them to get them in the envelope.

You better be at that meet or i is a comin to Brackenell to get you. :wah:

oscar;1119624 wrote: I sent you some grapes in the post Jumbo but had to squish them to get them in the envelope.

You better be at that meet or i is a comin to Brackenell to get you. :wah:


Hope you have an ambulance & stretcher. Can he fit into a wheel chair?

Have you tried one of those tens machines,, you can buy them from boots i think:-2

Tens Pain Relief Machines

kazalala;1119636 wrote: Have you tried one of those tens machines,, you can buy them from boots i think:-2

Tens Pain Relief Machines


Stop giving him idea's. let me just savour the moment of Jumbo in pain :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;1119636 wrote: Have you tried one of those tens machines,, you can buy them from boots i think:-2

Tens Pain Relief Machines


You can also buy a plug in for dogs now from Boot's. It releases pheromones into the air to calm your dog down if it's stressed. One of those would be better for Jumbo. It may stop him barking as well :yh_rotfl

oscar;1119641 wrote: You can also buy a plug in for dogs now from Boot's. It releases pheromones into the air to calm your dog down if it's stressed. One of those would be better for Jumbo. It may stop him barking as well :yh_rotfl


really?:-2wow

kazalala;1119642 wrote: really?:-2wow


A vet told me about them and i bought one but it was useless. Mr O still scratches the furnature :yh_rotfl

jimbo;1119684 wrote: your dispicable I know :guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

jimbo;1119719 wrote: i have come down with tonsilitus aswell

and my Fibromyalgia - Symptoms, Definition, Causes, Tender Points

is killing me if i dont excercise my muscles just ache like i'm being hit with a hammer :-5:-5

where is the depression thread :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Jimbo, you need to invest in a hot tub.:wah:

jimbo;1119719 wrote: i have come down with tonsilitus aswell

and my Fibromyalgia - Symptoms, Definition, Causes, Tender Points

is killing me if i dont excercise my muscles just ache like i'm being hit with a hammer :-5:-5

where is the depression thread :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Poor baby :-3

I bet your right arm gets excercised :yh_rotfl

oscar;1119723 wrote: Poor baby :-3

I bet your right arm gets excercised :yh_rotfl


Are you sure he's not left handed?:yh_rotfl