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As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.



You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!











Never . . .


Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !





















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Not for the squeamish

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Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie;1115628 wrote: Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


and his ass!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

BTS;1115622 wrote: As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.



You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!











Never . . .


Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !





















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Not for the squeamish

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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks Mate.... You just gave me the best laugh in weeks. Got any more please? :D

Now thats what I call a bum ring burner:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey BLT....... Was it third degree buns?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

So that's the ring of fire 'Cash' was talking about! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1115644 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks Mate.... You just gave me the best laugh in weeks. Got any more please? :D




Ok...........u asked 4 it

BTS;1115676 wrote: Ok...........u asked 4 it






I never did!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



ohhhhhhhh so gross!

Walmart Smiley face..........

Can you find it?

Most Beautiful Haircut

One the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Photo by Nick Denboer.

Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.

BTS;1115676 wrote: Ok...........u asked 4 it






Finger licking good :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

BTS;1115684 wrote: Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.






If he's caught...... is it a penal sentence??:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

BTS;1115680 wrote: Most Beautiful Haircut

One the most beautiful women you've ever seen. Photo by Nick Denboer.






Re-Incarnation proved.......... It's Mama Cass :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I wonder if her collar matches her cuffs> :sneaky::sneaky:

Chezzie;1115628 wrote: Totally ruined his pants:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Don't you mean 'wrecked em' !!!!!!! ???????



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

BTS;1115679 wrote: Walmart Smiley face..........

Can you find it?








Oy vey....this is the funniest thread that I've seen you post...I love it:yh_rotfl

Thank you BTS...you've made my night a funny one:p

Oh, I've heard that Penis guy on the "Howard Stern" show....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



How about this endearing show of piercings for parents to view....

BTS;1115622 wrote: As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons & daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.



You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway......!











Never . . .


Ever . . .

Ever . . .

Put a FIRECRACKER

in your Butt and light it.

I REPEAT . . .

Never ... Ever ... Ever

Put a FIRE CR ACKER

in your Butt and light it ! ! !





















.


.

Not for the squeamish

.

.

.

.

.








I think this might qualify for Knuckleheads in the News. :yh_rotfl

BTS;1115684 wrote: Penis Painter

Tim Patch is an English artist who paints pictures using his penis to apply paint to a canvas, rather than a brush. He'll occasionally use his buttocks to paint the background. His paintings come with a video of their creation, to prove their authenticity.






That's what an english public school education does for you. All that time in prep.

great thread! :wah:

I want smiley underpants!!!

sunny104;1116014 wrote: great thread! :wah:



I want smiley underpants!!!
Um, just lay down on your side and forget the underpants.

YZGI;1116057 wrote: Um, just lay down on your side and forget the underpants.


no way, look what happened to Nomad the other day! :wah:

I'm surprised Nomad hasn't posted a comment here yet. (BTS may have scared him with his initial post and pic)

Is that what happens when someone says "Aw go blow it out your ass!":yh_rotfl