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@ +70 degrees

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.

People in Ohio go swimming in the Rivers.



@ +60 degrees

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.

People in Ohio plant gardens.



@ +50 degrees

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Ohio sunbathe.



@ +40 degrees

Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Ohio drive with the windows down.



@ +32 degrees

Distilled water freezes.

Lake Erie water gets thicker.



@ +20 degrees

Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.

People in Ohio throw on a flannel shirt.



@ +15 degrees

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Ohio have the last cookout before it gets cold.



@ +10 degrees

People in Miami all die.

Buckeyes lick the flagpole.



@ 0 degrees

Californians fly away to Mexico .

People in Ohio get out their winter coats.



@ -10 degrees

Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Ohio are selling cookies door to door.



@ -25 degrees

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic .

Ohio Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold

enough.



@ -30 degrees

Mount St. Helen's freezes.

People in Ohio rent some videos.



@ -40 degrees

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Buckeyes get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.



@ -45 degrees

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.

Cows in Ohio complain about farmers with cold hands.



@ -60 degrees

ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).

People in Ohio start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"



@ -100 degrees

Hell freezes over.

The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl!

Idgie;1113138 wrote: :wah: Is that what it's going to take? :wah:


I sincerely hope not, but........................