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Oscar is in a flap right now slapping the make-up on and geeting the suit out.

I was invited today to meet Dominic Grieve, The Shadow Home secretary tonight in Bristol following his statement on British Police.

I will be live on air on the BBC tonight with the Tory :yh_rotfl putting the world to rights.

Bring it on...

oscar;1099378 wrote: Oscar is in a flap right now slapping the make-up on and geeting the suit out.

I was invited today to meet Dominic Grieve, The Shadow Home secretary tonight in Bristol following his statement on British Police.

I will be live on air on the BBC tonight with the Tory :yh_rotfl putting the world to rights.

Bring it on... :)So what time you on woman:-5:-5

Carolly;1099380 wrote: So what time you on woman:-5:-5


They are sending a car for me at 9 pm and we should be live on air at 10.45 tonight. last time, i didn't go on air until 12.30 am :-5

ps Don't tell the Tory i love Gordon :yh_rotfl

oscar;1099381 wrote: They are sending a car for me at 9 pm and we should be live on air at 10.45 tonight. last time, i didn't go on air until 12.30 am :-5

ps Don't tell the Tory i love Gordon :yh_rotflOhhhhh you turn coat........Im gonna email them and tell them yer his bit of stuff:sneaky::D:driving:

Ere Im looking at BBC and cant see a News Fingy around that time.......only the 10 0 Cloxk NewsSo where are ye:-5:-5

BTW......Dont forget about the Bikes;):D

oscar;1099381 wrote: They are sending a car for me at 9 pm and we should be live on air at 10.45 tonight. last time, i didn't go on air until 12.30 am :-5

ps Don't tell the Tory i love Gordon :yh_rotfl


Well Morecambe and Wise are on at 9pm, then News at 10 followed by South Today, then the National Lottery Euromillions Draw and finally Poseidon. So unless ol' Gordon is pressing the buttons tonite and you're sitting on Gordon's balls...ahem...machine...:sneaky: :yh_rotfl then I'm guessing you'll be on News at Ten! Woohoo. Camera's at the ready folks! :sneaky: :wah:

Seriously tho, Good Luck Oscar. Don't get your muckin' furds wuddled.

Hang hang on... You don't think they'd let me on TV do you? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

No RADIO dear fans :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel;1099388 wrote: Well Morecambe and Wise are on at 9pm, then News at 10 followed by South Today, then the National Lottery Euromillions Draw and finally Poseidon. So unless ol' Gordon is pressing the buttons tonite and you're sitting on Gordon's balls...ahem...machine...:sneaky: :yh_rotfl then I'm guessing you'll be on News at Ten! Woohoo. Camera's at the ready folks! :sneaky: :wah:

Seriously tho, Good Luck Oscar. Don't get your muckin' furds wuddled.


Don't worry.. I won't refer to the police as 'Cuntstables' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1099390 wrote: Hang hang on... You don't think they'd let me on TV do you? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

No RADIO dear fans :yh_rotflOh fgs:-5:-5I dont listen to the Radio:yh_rotfl and also you may be up against Celebrity Big Brother:-3.....Look just behave and dont start touching anybody's knee ok:sneaky:

oscar;1099390 wrote: Hang hang on... You don't think they'd let me on TV do you? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

No RADIO dear fans :yh_rotfl


So why are you bothering with the suit?

No, no, my dear. You need your black stockings, black silky basque and black feather boa! Get him all hot and bothered beffore you go on so that you can give really articulate replies whilst he stutters and stammers in the background! he he he

Ahhhh, that's lovely Oscar...you brave woman....Wish I could hear the program...



Good luck:-4

After all that, my slot was cancelled :-5:-5:-5

And i looked gorgeous as well :-3:-3

Sorry folks.. They hope to use me next time but thanks for your messages. :-4

oscar;1099559 wrote: After all that, my slot was cancelled :-5:-5:-5

And i looked gorgeous as well :-3:-3

Sorry folks.. They hope to use me next time but thanks for your messages. :-4


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo!

after all that excitement, sorry hun!:-4

Is this the real Oscar? I ask because I found this on the CIA web-site:-

MISSING PERSON

Missing since approximately 2030 hours on Friday, second January 2009, from the W. Sussex area, the political agitator and ****-stirrer known variously as “Oscar, “That Bloody Wumman and “The Lass who lost the Plot.

She was last seen getting into a limousine purportin to have been sent by a radio station. This should have made her suspicious: Radio station? Limousine?

A reward is offered for information leading to the conviction of the presumed kidnappers.

A reward is also offered for the return of Oscar (Dead or Alive).

Odie;1099564 wrote: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo!

after all that excitement, sorry hun!:-4 Even though this man is Gordon's opposition, i was still looking forward to it. never mind, there is next time. I'm having enough trouble coping with my fame as it is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And......... I was all ready to ask him weather under a Conservative government, Carolly could be arrested for eel abuse :yh_rotfl

oscar;1099566 wrote: Even though this man is Gordon's opposition, i was still looking forward to it. never mind, there is next time. I'm having enough trouble coping with my fame as it is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And......... I was all ready to ask him weather under a Conservative government, Carolly could be arrested for eel abuse :yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

poor Carol, she loves those eels!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chookie;1099565 wrote: Is this the real Oscar? I ask because I found this on the CIA web-site:-


Political agitator???? Now i like that!!! You keep that up woman and you can have a job in the Labour Party and i may even come to like you :p:p:p

Damn...bummer that is Oscar....



Take a pic and show us how lovely you look tonight:D And, give us an idea about how you would have portrayed your police force here in FG.....



Go on....do the show now:-6 Off ya go lassie:D;)

oscar;1099559 wrote: After all that, my slot was cancelled :-5:-5:-5

And i looked gorgeous as well :-3:-3

Sorry folks.. They hope to use me next time but thanks for your messages. :-4
What was the bleedin point if nobody could see you:-5:-5:-5

oscar;1099566 wrote: Even though this man is Gordon's opposition, i was still looking forward to it. never mind, there is next time. I'm having enough trouble coping with my fame as it is :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

And......... I was all ready to ask him weather under a Conservative government, Carolly could be arrested for eel abuse :yh_rotfl:-5:-5:-5:mad::sneaky:

oscar;1099568 wrote: Political agitator???? Now i like that!!! You keep that up woman and you can have a job in the Labour Party and i may even come to like you :p:p:p


Alas, alack and woe is me. I see myself is after having to be shattering even more of yourselfs illusions. Myself is (thankfully) not a woman, also as I'm actually a socialist, there is no way I could be conned into the liebour party............

Carolly;1099571 wrote: What was the bleedin point if nobody could see you:-5:-5:-5


Don't you know me well enough by now :yh_rotfl

I had to put on my Thatcher suit to make a good impression besides, there were men there.... what else can i say :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1099575 wrote: Don't you know me well enough by now :yh_rotfl

I had to put on my Thatcher suit to make a good impression besides, there were men there.... what else can i say :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflTart:sneaky::rolleyes::p

oscar;1099575 wrote: I had to put on my Thatcher suit to make a good impression ..........


Daft wumman. Thatcher? Good impression?

Dear dear.

oscar;1099575 wrote: Don't you know me well enough by now :yh_rotfl

I had to put on my Thatcher suit to make a good impression besides, there were men there.... what else can i say :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


thank god you didn't dress like your queen!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kathy Ellen;1099570 wrote: Damn...bummer that is Oscar....



Take a pic and show us how lovely you look tonight:D And, give us an idea about how you would have portrayed your police force here in FG.....



Go on....do the show now:-6 Off ya go lassie:D;)


Hang on... i've since taken my clothes off and i'm in Mr O's jim jams... Even FG isn't ready for that!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now, how would i have portrayed my police force...mmmm that's a tough one.

I'd have to start naturally by praising them on their efforts New Years eve that resulted in every cell in Great Britain full for a start... then i'd have to praise them on the mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm..... Look, the show was not to praise them, quite the opposite infact. I even had notes ready :-5

Odie;1099579 wrote: thank god you didn't dress like your queen!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


WHO?? ELTON JOHN??? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Im in the mood for a quick Hi on the Dog and Bone .....so if anybody is brave enough to pm me their number I will give them a quick ring:D;)

Carolly;1099588 wrote: Im in the mood for a quick Hi on the Dog and Bone .....so if anybody is brave enough to pm me their number I will give them a quick ring:D;)


I'm in enough trouble not ringing Odie tonight. :(:(

I shall be ringing her tomorrow. If i send you my number, do you promise not to talk cockney to me?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oscar;1099592 wrote: I'm in enough trouble not ringing Odie tonight. :(:(

I shall be ringing her tomorrow. If i send you my number, do you promise not to talk cockney to me?? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflI will have you know im bleedin posher than you I should fink Mrs:-5:p:rolleyes:

Carolly;1099593 wrote: I will have you know im bleedin posher than you I should fink Mrs:-5:p:rolleyes:


Will sunday evening suit you Duckie??? Or will you be in EELING? :yh_rotfl

oscar;1099592 wrote: I'm in enough trouble not ringing Odie tonight. :(:(

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you are!:sneaky:

I waited three hours for your call!

your damn lucky I am an understanding friend!:-4:-4

nanu, nanu!

Odie;1099610 wrote: you are!:sneaky:

I waited three hours for your call!

your damn lucky I am an understanding friend!:-4:-4

nanu, nanu!







You are indeed hun :-4

Catch you in a couple of hours:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:

oscar;1099616 wrote: You are indeed hun :-4

Catch you in a couple of hours:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:yh_sleep:


yeah, yeah, sure sure!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That Flipping Brown Geezer is on BBC1 being interviewed.........lying toad he is:-5:-5:-5 and his Ugly:rolleyes::sneaky::-5:p:driving:

Carolly;1101113 wrote: That Flipping Brown Geezer is on BBC1 being interviewed.........lying toad he is:-5:-5:-5 and his Ugly:rolleyes::sneaky::-5:p:driving:


What are doing watching his lovliness then Carolly???? :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

At least when a Tory comes on, i turn my TV over :yh_rotfl