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Try this recipe, it's the best for the perfect cake







Christmas cake

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour

* 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar

* 1 tsp salt

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 1 bottle wine

* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the

wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer

thingy.

Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit

gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the

wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one

table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat

off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine

and

wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!

Fab recipe!!!!!Mind you theres noway I can see the Mad Oz putting a whole bottle of wine in a cake...........could end up maybe a couple of teaspoons as she staggers about trying to see what she can put in in its place:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflHappy Christmas;)

Carolly;1088011 wrote: Fab recipe!!!!!Mind you theres noway I can see the Mad Oz putting a whole bottle of wine in a cake...........could end up maybe a couple of teaspoons as she staggers about trying to see what she can put in in its place:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflHappy Christmas;)


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