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A wife has walked out on her husband after he persuaded doctors to give him a a second penis.

Motorcyclist M. Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in an accident. Docters in Berlin built him a second one but he was not happy. So they repeated the operation, leaving the first new penis in place until they were sure that the new tissue transplant was a success. When Gruber showed his wife, Bianca, she left him. He told a newspaper that he now had two penises but no wife, but I'm hoping to get rid of one to get her back.



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perhaps he should consider a "movie" career? :wah:

I can't understand why she walked out :wah:

You can get a BOOB job anytime, and now a Penis when you feel like it? Sounds complicated, as there is only one outlet of the human body to make the organ work?

letha wrote: I can't understand why she walked out :wah:EXACTLY!!!! What, is she nuts? (Oh sheesh, I hope Bullet doesn't see this...) :yh_blush

Paula wrote: Sounds complicated, as there is only one outlet of the human body to make the organ work?Nah, don't worry, this just spoilt it for me... Paula why did you have to be so sensible in this post ??? :wah: :wah:

Where the hell can another crank be attached, on the side of the other? hello. then you have the other systems to hook-up. OMG. :wah:

Paula wrote: Where the hell can another crank be attached, on the side of the other? hello. then you have the other systems to hook-up. OMG. :wah:OMG Paula:D

I'll have to agree, why the hell did she walk out? I just can't understand, why she would not want a double-hung man? what is wrong with that woman! :wah: and hung to the left...OMG. WTH?

A 2 Penis Man is a Double Hung? Right? I thought so. :wah: I would like to see what that set-up looks like?

Paula wrote: A 2 Penis Man is a Double Hung? Right? I thought so. :wah: I would like to see what that set-up looks like? Fun ? :yh_rotfl :yh_blush

BabyRider wrote: EXACTLY!!!! What, is she nuts? (Oh sheesh, I hope Bullet doesn't see this...) :yh_blushToo late, caughtcha!! Does he have 4 testis? A biker with 2 purple headed warriors, imagine the possibilities. It really would take both hands eh? A double stroker. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, ......(McDonalds song) IT'S 2, 2, 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!

Paula wrote: I'll have to agree, why the hell did she walk out? I just can't understand, why she would not want a double-hung man? what is wrong with that woman! :wah: and hung to the left...OMG. WTH?It could be called the Nut Cracker Suite

Bullet wrote: Too late, caughtcha!! Does he have 4 testis? A biker with 2 purple headed warriors, imagine the possibilities. It really would take both hands eh? A double stroker. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, ......(McDonalds song) IT'S 2, 2, 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!Damn, he saw me...

Yeah, I saw the biker part, and immediately went weak in the knees...

P.S. Uh, Bullet? Yer sick.....:p

capt_buzzard wrote: It could be called the Nut Cracker Suite


Wood Gone Wrong. :wah:

Dunno why the wife walked out, she should have been like a dog with two tails :wah:

I bet he goes lightheaded when excited..... :sneaky:

Double Dipper. :wah:

FINISH THE RHYME------------



Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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and needed B-12 intravenous.

Lon wrote: FINISH THE RHYME------------



Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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One hell of an organist.

capt_buzzard wrote: A wife has walked out on her husband after he persuaded doctors to give him a a second penis.

Motorcyclist M. Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in an accident. Docters in Berlin built him a second one but he was not happy. So they repeated the operation, leaving the first new penis in place until they were sure that the new tissue transplant was a success. When Gruber showed his wife, Bianca, she left him. He told a newspaper that he now had two penises but no wife, but I'm hoping to get rid of one to get her back.

www.sunday-times.co.ukI see a double mint gum commercial in here somewhere.

Bullet wrote: I see a double mint gum commercial in here somewhere.
:wah: :wah: Now thats funny.

lady cop wrote: and needed B-12 intravenous.
Good one!!!!

double your trouble, is that a mint? :wah: one is good, but (2) OMG. and then the limp chimp said, i am not real, i'm here for the ride! hahahhaahahha :wah:

:yh_doh .....

Heard about a guy once with 3 penises. His wife got ****ed left, right and centre

Lon wrote: FINISH THE RHYME------------



Twas once a lad named Enos

That had a double Penis

He awoke one morn

After watching some porn

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And cartwheeled right outa the bed.

Wasn't Enis the lesser-known brother of Elvis The Pelvis?