ForumGarden

We have noticed that many of our members, including myself, have their own Rooms here on the Forum. These rooms are places where you can come and say hello and chat. Nice places. But,since I don't always have time to visit, I just want to say "Hello" here in the lobby.

We do, however, need Room Service. Someone to accomodate the needs of the guests in the Room. Like chilled wine, a sumptuous meal, fresh towels and linen.

Any volunteers?

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Good morning AFTR!

Kathy Ellen holds the key to the hotel and is mighty fine at greeting and putting up guests for the night.

Hey, Mustang. Kathy Ellen is the perfect choice indeed. She is warm and friendly and a good friend. But, we need someone to do the chores of room service. Bringing that food tray to the room, serving the wine, etc. I haven't even mentioned changing the linen, cleaning the bathroom, vacuuming the room, etc. :wah:

Where is the greeter this morning? Taking a walk on the beach in this weather?

Come on, now.................any volunteers? You get to wear a uniform.

a good hotel needs good security

can i have that job head of hotel security

along-for-the-ride;1058690 wrote: Hey, Mustang. Kathy Ellen is the perfect choice indeed. She is warm and friendly and a good friend. But, we need someone to do the chores of room service. Bringing that food tray to the room, serving the wine, etc. I haven't even mentioned changing the linen, cleaning the bathroom, vacuuming the room, etc. :wah:


One wonders why volunteers are not forthcoming.:rolleyes::wah:

el guapo;1059018 wrote: a good hotel needs good security

can i have that job head of hotel security


You've got the job, el guapo. We will even provide you with a security canine unit.



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along-for-the-ride;1059147 wrote: You've got the job, el guapo. We will even provide you with a security canine unit.




do i get a tazer

el guapo;1059163 wrote: do i get a tazer


:) No, tazer, el guapo. But I will provide the weapon below if a certain member is unruly.

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Is that a cartoon character swatter?:-3:D

OpenMind;1059855 wrote:

Is that a cartoon character swatter?:-3:D


:wah: Nomad may BE a cartoon character.Don't tell him I said that, though.

along-for-the-ride;1059863 wrote: :wah: Nomad may BE a cartoon character.Don't tell him I said that, though.


:wah::wah::wah:

I'm going to tell him.

I am so proud to see the Hotel is open. If you are a newbie, you will see many members have their own rooms. This is a good way to meet and greet by visiting each room. Do feel comfortable and just relax and be yourself......and post away!:)

My room, "AFTR's Daily Commute" is the hotel shuttle bus. Just stop by and tell me where you'd like to go. I will accomodate you. The ride is free. All aboard!:)

Here is a welcome mat for all hotel visitors.

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This is a nice place you've got here!

el guapo;1059163 wrote: do i get a tazer


A tazer???? Why do you need a tazer?



(Hey did anyone do a background check on this guy before he was hired?)

Hi

I never visited this hotel, sure once in my life will visit :-6

And who did you visit today here at the Forum Garden Hotel? Or........is it "whom" did you visit? :)

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along-for-the-ride;1138306 wrote: And who did you visit today here at the Forum Garden Hotel? Or........is it "whom" did you visit? :)


This Hotel is open to guests 24/7. If our residents are not in when you visit, just leave a messege.

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who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Brian....The Simpsons.

Woo Ahpp...

I justa saw my friends

nvalleyvee;1217274 wrote: Woo Ahpp...

I justa saw my friends


who?

Nice choice. Provided all security needs. Beautiful garden.

along-for-the-ride, If you give me a freshly laundered uniform every 3 months, let me keep my tips, and you give me a good pension before I pop my clogs, I'll be your head doorman, :yh_glasse

binbag;1330433 wrote: along-for-the-ride, If you give me a freshly laundered uniform every 3 months, let me keep my tips, and you give me a good pension before I pop my clogs, I'll be your head doorman, :yh_glasse




:wah: You've got a deal, binbag. You do look rather handsome in your uniform.

Come visit my AFTR's Daily Commute thread anytime. It's not a chat room. I just post different stuff on it. When you have some free time, read it, and tell me what you think. Any thoughts or opinions or contributions are greatly appreciated. Hope to see ya there.

That makes me squeemish!

bobmielke;1361023 wrote: That makes me squeemish!




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

your welcome to visit me in Odie's room, it can only get worse:wah: