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Bet now on who will be in the eighth series of I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! which starts on Sun 16th November.

For today only, spot the bookmaker is offering the following odds as a special taster of this exciting thrill-packed Ant and Dec extravaganza.

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 3,000 casino dollars if Candace Bushnell is in.

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 3,000 casino dollars if Abbey Clancy is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 3,000 casino dollars if Peter Duncan is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 3,000 casino dollars if Robert Kilroy Silk is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars if Chris Eubank is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 5,000 casino dollars if Jesse Metcalfe is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 10,000 casino dollars if any Osmond is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 10,000 casino dollars if anyone who appeared on Red Dwarf is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 15,000 casino dollars if Esther Rantzen is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 25,000 casino dollars if anyone directly descended from a sometime UK Cabinet Minister is in

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 200,000 casino dollars if Elvis shows up before the final

Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 2,000 casino dollars if anyone who was ever in a boyband is in. For the purposes of this bet, Sham 69 is included as a boyband

and finally, a wonderful two for one offer! - Bet 1,000 casino dollars to win 8,000 casino dollars if either Jools Oliver or her husband is in

You are getting to be really naughty Spot...what happened to the straight laced legal eagle geezer we all knew and loved:-3

PS...I will have a $1000 bet on Chris Ewbank:D

If Ewbank is in im sweeping off...Seriously I could not watch a tv series with him in it.

Chezzie;1052282 wrote: If Ewbank is in im sweeping off...Seriously I could not watch a tv series with him in it.Where yer gonna go:-3 and Ive just placed a bet on him so he better be flipping in:-5:-5:(

Nobody fancies Esther Rantzen?

spot;1052288 wrote: Nobody fancies Esther Rantzen?


with those teeth?:D

spot;1052288 wrote: Nobody fancies Esther Rantzen?She dont wear the right perfume for me..............sorry:rolleyes:

Carolly;1052285 wrote: Where yer gonna go:-3 and Ive just placed a bet on him so he better be flipping in:-5:-5:(


I cant stand him, he is vile:-5

With talents like mine I could have been a straight man for Arthur Mullard.

Chezzie;1052294 wrote: I cant stand him, he is vile:-5He speaks highly of you though.

Carolly;1052296 wrote: He speaks highly of you though.


well he needs to learn how to speak properly first:wah::wah::wah:

spot;1052295 wrote: With talents like mine I could have been a straight man for Arthur Mullard.Ahhhh Arthur.....he did a series with a friend of mine that is no longer with us..........Queenie Watts.:-4

Chezzie;1052297 wrote: well he needs to learn how to speak properly first:wah::wah::wah:I hear what yer saying but after watching him on tele at home with his wife and kids he sort of grew on me:D

Carolly;1052298 wrote: Ahhhh Arthur.....he did a series with a friend of mine that is no longer with us..........Queenie Watts.:-4


He was a strange chap, not that anyone knew until his daughter talked to the papers after he was gone. Back then there was a Head Of The Household approach to families which corrupted the men as much as it ruined the lives of the women and underlying it was the absolute taboo on discussing such things with anyone. It's been a major shift, these last thirty years.

Anyhow, that's an aside. Back to the betting.

spot;1052304 wrote: He was a strange chap, not that anyone knew until his daughter talked to the papers after he was gone. Back then there was a Head Of The Household approach to families which corrupted the men as much as it ruined the lives of the women and underlying it was the absolute taboo on discussing such things with anyone. It's been a major shift, these last thirty years.

Anyhow, that's an aside. Back to the betting.My Chris had it with his father Spot and yes back to the betting............so I will have a bet on Ewbank as said:D

Tell ye what.........can I have $500 on Esther?

Carolly;1052311 wrote: Tell ye what.........can I have $500 on Esther?


Good lord, I doubt if she's ever been offered that much in her life.

It's in my book. Good luck.

$2000 on Esther for now please:D

What do you two witches know that I don't?

spot;1052320 wrote: What do you two witches know that I don't?


well I did read that Esther has signed up for the show, she hasn't confirmed it though:D:D

If you hear a grinding noise, it's my teeth.

I would also like a bet on Joe Swash please Spot....say another $1000...what you gonna offer me bet wise

spot;1052320 wrote: What do you two witches know that I don't?Well I know sod all and thats why I only have put a lousy $500 on her:-5:-5:mad:

Carolly;1052328 wrote: I would also like a bet on Joe Swash please Spot....say another $1000...what you gonna offer me bet wise


What? Wide Boy Mickey? I think I can manage 5:1 for you, special offer for the regulars, can't say fairer than that. If you put 1,000 casino dollars on you'll win 5,000 casino dollars if he shows up.

spot;1052332 wrote: What? Wide Boy Mickey? I think I can manage 5:1 for you, special offer for the regulars, can't say fairer than that. If you put 1,000 casino dollars on you'll win 5,000 casino dollars if he shows up.Ok I will place that bet thankyou.

Upon reflection..........I may as well have a $1000 bet on good old Esther also while she is 15/1:Dsooooooooo

$1000 on Ewbank...5/1

$1000 on Swash.....5/1

$1000 on Esther.....15/1.......sorted:D:driving:

Carolly;1052275 wrote: PS...I will have a $1000 bet on Chris Ewbank:D
think he was in celeb big brother before wasnt he:-3

Carolly;1052328 wrote: I would also like a bet on Joe Swash please Spot....say another $1000...what you gonna offer me bet wise


who he?:-2

kazalala;1052568 wrote: think he was in celeb big brother before wasnt he:-3



who he?:-2About Ewbank.....somefings ringing a bell I have to agree

Oh the geezer used to be in Eastenders;)

Ok I reckon i'll play safe(ish) and go for a generalised bet:D

I'll Have $1000 on any boy band member

alos i think they have to have a model in there usually so i'll have another $1000 on Abbey Clancy:D

What excitement.

I may well be bankrupted by this thread, it'll teach me not to dip in unfamiliar territory regardless of how exciting it seems at the time.

spot;1052964 wrote: What excitement.

I may well be bankrupted by this thread, it'll teach me not to dip in unfamiliar territory regardless of how exciting it seems at the time.Well none of us know for sure Spot who is going in...now the next bet will be whose gonna win once we know who is there for sure.:guitarist

In other shows, we have usually found out on the tuesday night before the sat show who is going to go in, not long to wait:D

spot;1052964 wrote: What excitement.

I may well be bankrupted by this thread, it'll teach me not to dip in unfamiliar territory regardless of how exciting it seems at the time.


oi! sarcy:sneaky::p

Oh another bet coming yer way Spot:D

$1000 also on Robert Kilroy Silk being in it please.....so I have 4 now with you:D...I believe his 3/1;) not great odds but thats life:D

Carolly;1053659 wrote: not great odds but thats life:DThat's a petite jokelet about Esther?

spot;1053676 wrote: That's a petite jokelet about Esther?As if Sir:rolleyes::guitarist

spot the bookmaker's current bets on I'm a Celebrity Series 8

Carolly

1,000 casino dollars on Ewbank at 5/1

1,000 casino dollars on Swash at 5/1

1,000 casino dollars on Esther at 15/1

1,000 casino dollars on Robert Kilroy Silk at 3/1

Kaz

1,000 casino dollars on any boy band member at 2/1

1,000 casino dollars on Abbey Clancy at 3/1

Chezzie

2,000 casino dollars on Esther at 15/1

spot;1053681 wrote: spot the bookmaker's current bets on I'm a Celebrity Series 8

Carolly

1,000 casino dollars on Ewbank at 5/1

1,000 casino dollars on Swash at 5/1

1,000 casino dollars on Esther at 15/1

1,000 casino dollars on Robert Kilroy Silk at 3/1

Kaz

1,000 casino dollars on any boy band member at 2/1

1,000 casino dollars on Abbey Clancy at 3/1

Chezzie

2,000 casino dollars on Esther at 15/1The other 2 aint very adventurous are they:rolleyes::-3

Carolly;1053689 wrote: The other 2 aint very adventurous are they:rolleyes::-3


If you consider that I'm liable to be down 63,000 casino dollars by tomorrow and the most I can win is 8,000 casino dollars it sort of makes one wonder whether I need treatment.

spot;1053692 wrote: If you consider that I'm liable to be down 63,000 casino dollars by tomorrow and the most I can win is 8,000 casino dollars it sort of makes one wonder whether I need treatment.
No comment except thats one of the funniest posts ive seen in a long while:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....see even Charlie finks so:D

Carolly;1053689 wrote: The other 2 aint very adventurous are they:rolleyes::-3


we aint got as much dosh as you:p

kazalala;1053709 wrote: we aint got as much dosh as you:p


That's certainly true of spot the bookmaker!

kazalala;1053709 wrote: we aint got as much dosh as you:p
Well have a few bets then an try to get some more you tight so an so:rolleyes::p:guitarist

spot;1053719 wrote: That's certainly true of spot the bookmaker!I have a $20000 bet with you in yer other office ..........fink of all that dosh you could win as me fav girl is out now.........Laura:-5:-5:(

Carolly;1053738 wrote: Well have a few bets then an try to get some more you tight so an so:rolleyes::p:guitarist


I cant bet more money than i have ye narna:-5anyway im saving some for when it starts to bet on who will win etc. ere we could also bet on who is gonna get voted to do the tasks:D

I had 3,200 casino dollars before I started the bookie shop, I'm up at the moment.

What's stopping me from expanding isn't capital, it's punters. I've put the link into my sig but there's still less than ten players. I need word-of-mouth advertising or I need to make books on more exciting contests. Any suggestions?

spot;1053744 wrote: I had 3,200 casino dollars before I started the bookie shop, I'm up at the moment.

What's stopping me from expanding isn't capital, it's punters. I've put the link into my sig but there's still less than ten players. I need word-of-mouth advertising or I need to make books on more exciting contests. Any suggestions?Gonna go an make a list as ideas for you;):driving:

spot;1053744 wrote: I had 3,200 casino dollars before I started the bookie shop, I'm up at the moment.

What's stopping me from expanding isn't capital, it's punters. I've put the link into my sig but there's still less than ten players. I need word-of-mouth advertising or I need to make books on more exciting contests. Any suggestions?


well i think at the moment the x factor and celebrity are more just for the british people on here,,, why dont you put up a thread asking other non british FG'ers what kind of thing they would like to bet on,, is there not any reality shows going on there at the mo? Carol, Chez and i will promote your bookies in the FOC thread for you:D

Ideas for Spot taking bets on.

1.Who can make the most posts in a day and NO games can be taken into account on the posts as sorry but thats an easy way to gain post count:sneaky:....no smilies...and has to be more than 10 words in a post:Dand the posts cannot be repeated.

2.Who can post the most jokes in a day;)

3...........Got to fink some more on that.......so brb:D:driving: