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Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D

Carolly;1012577 wrote: Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D
Carrolly, it's not how long it is, It's how you use it.

not if ya partner catches you

YZGI;1012582 wrote: Carrolly, it's not how long it is, It's how you use it.;)True.....very true;)

el guapo;1012583 wrote: not if ya partner catches you:-2:rolleyes:

well how do they know?? does someone keep a record throughout their life of how much sex they had so the researchers can tot it up when they die?:-3:wah::wah:

Sex isn’t just good, it’s good for you!

And you dirty girrrls and Don Juans should know that the assumed health benefits of sex are generally thought to accrue to people in loving, monogamous relationships or those flying solo. Risky sex with lots of partners will probably do more harm than good.:sneaky:

I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Also known to ease depression and stress.

Relieving pain

Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

Boosting cardio health

4. Countering prostate cancer

Over the past few years, several journals have published studies showing that the more ejaculations the better.

5. Healing wounds

Some evidence suggests sex can be rejuvenating to the point of helping wounds to heal faster. Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help even stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells.

6. Fighting aging

Maybe it’s the rejuvenation, maybe the happiness, maybe all of the above. One thing’s for sure: “Use it or lose it is literally true. For example, postmenopausal women often suffer from “vaginal atrophy, which is what it sounds like and can lead to all sorts of complications like urinary tract infections. What’s one way to prevent it? More intercourse.

Sex is a form of exercise, after all, and like all exercise, it burns calories and can help battle the onslaught of the years. In fact, nursing home experts say they wish oldsters would have more sex.

Can sex really make you live longer? Maybe. In the same population of British men I cited earlier, researchers found a 50 percent reduction in overall mortality in the group of men who said they had the most orgasms. There was a dose response: the more orgasms, the better.



Now we just need Tombstone to update the site daily with vital software that lasts at least 45mins:D

kazalala;1012639 wrote: well how do they know?? does someone keep a record throughout their life of how much sex they had so the researchers can tot it up when they die?:-3:wah::wah:Well a survey was done with older people and guess were asked if they still had sex etc.....nosey sods:wah::wah:;)

Chezzie;1012647 wrote: Sex isn’t just good, it’s good for you!

And you dirty girrrls and Don Juans should know that the assumed health benefits of sex are generally thought to accrue to people in loving, monogamous relationships or those flying solo. Risky sex with lots of partners will probably do more harm than good.:sneaky:

I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Also known to ease depression and stress.

Relieving pain

Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

Boosting cardio health

4. Countering prostate cancer

Over the past few years, several journals have published studies showing that the more ejaculations the better.

5. Healing wounds

Some evidence suggests sex can be rejuvenating to the point of helping wounds to heal faster. Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help even stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells.

6. Fighting aging

Maybe it’s the rejuvenation, maybe the happiness, maybe all of the above. One thing’s for sure: “Use it or lose it is literally true. For example, postmenopausal women often suffer from “vaginal atrophy, which is what it sounds like and can lead to all sorts of complications like urinary tract infections. What’s one way to prevent it? More intercourse.

Sex is a form of exercise, after all, and like all exercise, it burns calories and can help battle the onslaught of the years. In fact, nursing home experts say they wish oldsters would have more sex.

Can sex really make you live longer? Maybe. In the same population of British men I cited earlier, researchers found a 50 percent reduction in overall mortality in the group of men who said they had the most orgasms. There was a dose response: the more orgasms, the better.



Now we just need Tombstone to update the site daily with vital software that lasts at least 45mins:DSo was that a yes or no:-3:D;)

jimbo;1012730 wrote: whelk you could be on to something think of all the living people you know that have sex ...... now think of all the dead ones







living people have sex well done :)You never cease to amaze me Winks.....why didn't I fink of that:rolleyes::sneaky::D

Carolly;1012577 wrote: Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D


Well---------that kinda depends on who you are having sex with. Having sex with the wrong person at the wrong time and wrong place could shorten your life.:wah:

Lon;1012740 wrote: Well---------that kinda depends on who you are having sex with. Having sex with the wrong person at the wrong time and wrong place could shorten your life.:wah:Now thats not only funny but very true:wah::wah::D

Lon;1012740 wrote: Well---------that kinda depends on who you are having sex with. Having sex with the wrong person at the wrong time and wrong place could shorten your life.:wah:
Are you saying I have to get names now?:sneaky:

YZGI;1012767 wrote: Are you saying I have to get names now?:sneaky:
:wah::wah::wah:

Wonder if its why the Royal Family live so long:-3

YZGI;1012767 wrote: Are you saying I have to get names now?:sneaky:


Mrs Palmer is easy but can you remember all 5 daughters:D

Chezzie;1012843 wrote:

Mrs Palmer is easy but can you remember all 5 daughters:D:rolleyes::D;)

Chezzie;1012843 wrote:

Mrs Palmer is easy but can you remember all 5 daughters:D
Yup.



Eenie, Meenie, Minnie, Moe and Thumbilina. She was a little chunky..

YZGI;1012855 wrote: Yup.



Eenie, Meenie, Minnie, Moe and Thumbilina. She was a little chunky..:wah::wah::wah:Got ye Chez:p

Actually the equation is: Three times a week equals two more years of life and looking 10 years younger.

QUINNSCOMMENTARY;1012866 wrote: Actually the equation is: Three times a week equals two more years of life and looking 10 years younger.
Heck I should look 12 and live to be 250 yrs old then..:wah:

It certainly makes whatever amount of time you have more enjoyable. Thats my tuppence. Heh heh. :sneaky:

YZGI;1012855 wrote: Yup.



Eenie, Meenie, Minnie, Moe and Thumbilina. She was a little chunky..


you earned a thumbie:D

QUINNSCOMMENTARY;1012866 wrote: Actually the equation is: Three times a week equals two more years of life and looking 10 years younger.
Got some adding up to do...............brb:driving:

YZGI;1012869 wrote: Heck I should look 12 and live to be 250 yrs old then..:wah:


Dream on!

QUINNSCOMMENTARY;1012925 wrote: Dream on!
Trust me, I am.:wah:

Chezzies post was informative and amusing..........both. :wah:

That's all I've got to say.

Galbally;1012871 wrote: It certainly makes whatever amount of time you have more enjoyable. Thats my tuppence. Heh heh. :sneaky:


I have all the time in the world Dr Gallstones! :driving:

Carolly;1012577 wrote: Watching tele just now they reckon that more older people are having sex:-2.........and that sex makes you live longer anyway....are you gonna have a long life;):D


Not at this point...I need to get busy!! :wah::wah:

Chezzie;1012647 wrote: Sex isn’t just good, it’s good for you!

And you dirty girrrls and Don Juans should know that the assumed health benefits of sex are generally thought to accrue to people in loving, monogamous relationships or those flying solo. Risky sex with lots of partners will probably do more harm than good.:sneaky:

I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Also known to ease depression and stress.

Relieving pain

Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

Boosting cardio health

4. Countering prostate cancer

Over the past few years, several journals have published studies showing that the more ejaculations the better.

5. Healing wounds

Some evidence suggests sex can be rejuvenating to the point of helping wounds to heal faster. Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help even stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells.

6. Fighting aging

Maybe it’s the rejuvenation, maybe the happiness, maybe all of the above. One thing’s for sure: “Use it or lose it is literally true. For example, postmenopausal women often suffer from “vaginal atrophy, which is what it sounds like and can lead to all sorts of complications like urinary tract infections. What’s one way to prevent it? More intercourse.

Sex is a form of exercise, after all, and like all exercise, it burns calories and can help battle the onslaught of the years. In fact, nursing home experts say they wish oldsters would have more sex.

Can sex really make you live longer? Maybe. In the same population of British men I cited earlier, researchers found a 50 percent reduction in overall mortality in the group of men who said they had the most orgasms. There was a dose response: the more orgasms, the better.



Now we just need Tombstone to update the site daily with vital software that lasts at least 45mins:D


That's a lot of information to process Chezzie! :wah:

I should have known you would have started this thread Carolly!!! :wah:

oscar;1012989 wrote: I have all the time in the world Dr Gallstones! :driving:Will you behave!!!:rolleyes:;)

Looks like I am going to be dead tomorrow then :sneaky:

kayleneaussie;1013242 wrote: Looks like I am going to be dead tomorrow then :wah::wah:Oh fgs woman going by your track record you will live longer then anyone else here:rolleyes::wah::wah::p

Carolly;1013244 wrote: :wah::wah:Oh fgs woman going by your track record you will live longer then anyone else here


:eek::yh_angel:yh_angel

kayleneaussie;1013246 wrote: :yh_angel:yh_angelTime you peg it they will be doing funerals on the moon:rolleyes::p:guitarist

shelbell;1012992 wrote: Not at this point...I need to get busy!! :wah::wah:I dunno:rolleyes:any bleedin excuse:sneaky::wah:;)

can it make me live longer?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm will have to get back to you on that one!:wah:

shelbell;1012998 wrote: I should have known you would have started this thread Carolly!!! :wah:Got no idea what you mean young lady:rolleyes:;)

Chezzie;1012647 wrote: Sex isn’t just good, it’s good for you!

And you dirty girrrls and Don Juans should know that the assumed health benefits of sex are generally thought to accrue to people in loving, monogamous relationships or those flying solo. Risky sex with lots of partners will probably do more harm than good.:sneaky:

I kid you not, ladies. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins -- a veritable cornucopia of vitality!

Also known to ease depression and stress.

Relieving pain

Orgasm is a powerful pain-killer. Oxytocin, a natural chemical in the body that surges before and during climax, gets some of the credit, along with a couple of other compounds like endorphins.

Boosting cardio health

4. Countering prostate cancer

Over the past few years, several journals have published studies showing that the more ejaculations the better.

5. Healing wounds

Some evidence suggests sex can be rejuvenating to the point of helping wounds to heal faster. Several experiments have shown that oxytocin can help even stubborn sores, like those suffered by diabetics, to heal by regenerating certain cells.

6. Fighting aging

Maybe it’s the rejuvenation, maybe the happiness, maybe all of the above. One thing’s for sure: “Use it or lose it is literally true. For example, postmenopausal women often suffer from “vaginal atrophy, which is what it sounds like and can lead to all sorts of complications like urinary tract infections. What’s one way to prevent it? More intercourse.

Sex is a form of exercise, after all, and like all exercise, it burns calories and can help battle the onslaught of the years. In fact, nursing home experts say they wish oldsters would have more sex.

Can sex really make you live longer? Maybe. In the same population of British men I cited earlier, researchers found a 50 percent reduction in overall mortality in the group of men who said they had the most orgasms. There was a dose response: the more orgasms, the better.



Now we just need Tombstone to update the site daily with vital software that lasts at least 45mins:D


owww maybe i should log off this computer and go see if i can extend my life!

Carolly;1013293 wrote: Got no idea what you mean young lady:rolleyes:;)


Oh, it couldn't have been because of your poshness! :rolleyes::wah::wah:

Hope6;1013418 wrote: owww maybe i should log off this computer and go see if i can extend my life! You mean it aint already:rolleyes::D:p;)

I don't know if it will make you live longer but going without makes you feel like life is just dragging on and on and on ..............:sneaky:

FINALLY! A sex thread!! :yh_dance I was getting tired of politics.

fuzzy butt;1013433 wrote: Licking my pencil and opening the note pad, just writing out my epitaph now.

what kind of tombstone should I have do you think?
A pink one that says............SEE I TOLD YOU I DIDNT FEEL WELL:D;)

Carolly;1014097 wrote: A pink one that says............SEE I TOLD YOU I DIDNT FEEL WELL:D;)


heh heh

Carol, I dont see fuzz as a pink chick, more peachy:D

Chezzie;1014104 wrote: heh heh

Carol, I dont see fuzz as a pink chick, more peachy:D
Well I said Pink cause I like it.........didnt fink what she would like:wah::wah::D