Dog
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:22 am
I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry as the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
By this time practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with
my story, particularly the guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I
had been poisoned.I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the
road licking my ar5e and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack: he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!
Silly woman...........why else would I buy dog food??
standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry as the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
By this time practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with
my story, particularly the guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I
had been poisoned.I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the
road licking my ar5e and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack: he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door!
Silly woman...........why else would I buy dog food??
:-2:rolleyes::D;)