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You're really gonna be sorry Jimbutt started this thread. Maybe not today or tomorrow but eventually it will become a thorn in your side, a monkey on your back.

Lets get the party started.



Would you rather be eaten by:



A. A Monitor Lizard



B. A Great White Shark



C. A Giant Vulture

jimbo;985201 wrote: is nomad allowed to call me jimbutt and if so am i allowed to call him ....nomad nomates


:wah::wah:

Ummmm.....I mean :eek:

If you were a secret agent what would your undercover name be ?

Also why does it take you so long to reply ?

what came first the egg of the muffin

How long am I supposed to wait for a reply ?



I have to go to the bathroom !!!

Perhahps shellbell could lend us some light on How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.:wah:

Is a zebra a white animal with black stripes or black with white stripes?



What is an occasional table the rest of the time?



Why do I have an overwhelming compulsion to slap Jimbo's bald head?



I'll think of more......

Nomad;985215 wrote: How long am I supposed to wait for a reply ?



I have to go to the bathroom !!!


You need a bowl and one of these -



http://www.shewee.com/buyonline/products.php



then you'd never have to leave the computer again.





Oh, a question - do you know anyone who would use a SheWee?:-3

whats a she wee

el guapo;985226 wrote: whats a she wee


Click on the link :-5:rolleyes::D

Imladris;985232 wrote: Click on the link :-5:rolleyes::D


im too scared my young mind may not take it

el guapo;985234 wrote: im too scared my young mind may not take it


:yh_rotfl



Seriously, you have to read it or you won't believe it!

el guapo;985226 wrote: whats a she wee


:wah: like what's a she she or a he he

A SheWee, and no I don't have one nor will I ever!



I bet you wish you hadn't asked now!

Imladris;985221 wrote: You need a bowl and one of these -



http://www.shewee.com/buyonline/products.php



then you'd never have to leave the computer again.





Oh, a question - do you know anyone who would use a SheWee?:-3


I'm perplexed, does it come with directions on how to insert it?

I like this thread....:sneaky:



Okay regular mop... swiffer?:yh_whistl



Cubs in 3 or 4?



Ever try those mac and cheese crackers? what are they like...

flopstock;985251 wrote: I like this thread....:sneaky:



Okay regular mop... swiffer?:yh_whistl



Cubs in 3 or 4?



Ever try those mac and cheese crackers? what are they like...


Phillies, please

Swiffer, maybe

HandiSnacks anyday babe

alright, a hot seat thread!

have you ever been with a tiger?:wah:

Before Sunset;985253 wrote: Looks to me like you just hold it up to the appropriate area and pee into it. It's like you have a penis! Could be handy in the woods. That way you wouldn't have to worry about peeing on your shoes! :wah:


Looks about as comfortable as a tampon:wah:, and yes, I've peed in the woods and have always missed my shoes.

Before Sunset;985285 wrote: Ditto. Who needs the hassle of what to do with that thing after you've used it. Ick!


Yes, I can just imagine when my daughter empties the dishwasher and exclaim's "what the hell is this"?:wah: Oh dear daughter, throw it in your purse when you go to one of those parties in the woods. Yeah right:wah:

Can you imagine getting that thing as a stocking stuffer at Christmas?:wah: At first glance, I thought it was a cat box pooper scooper.:wah:

jimbo;985447 wrote: snap to it answer your questions:-5



floppy you have her phone number ring her will you





jeez how long do you have to wait around to annoy people these days :rolleyes::wah:


Jimbo, I'm sending a shewee your way. Put it to good use.

okay Shelly, you're my friend so i'm not gonna ask you weird questions like SOME people! :sneaky: :wah:

What is your favorite thing about being here in the garden?

What is your least favorite thing about being here?

you guys with the questions on this thread might want to watch out for that last question! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Shel, do you use the Shewee?

and Hope, go check it out. Jimbo uses it when he takes his dog for a walk.

jimbo;985466 wrote: can you wear it facing north if you have eaten a dodgy curry :sneaky::sneaky:


Aim it somewhere else:wah:

I'm slightly regretting introducing the SheWee to the garden........















not that I've used one in the garden...............

Imladris;985486 wrote: I'm slightly regretting introducing the SheWee to the garden........













not that I've used one in the garden...............


Do tell:wah:

Yes, Jimbo uses the Shewee when he's walking the dog.:wah:

When you sneeze or laugh or cough do you dribble a little wee?



Shower or Bath?



Cream cake or Iced bum..oppps I meant bun:D



Trousers or skirt/dress?

Big knickers or Ass shredders?

Sex or chocolate?



Or -



Sex and chocolate???

Imladris;985508 wrote: Sex or chocolate?



Or -



Sex and chocolate???


Definately both:sneaky:

qsducks;985510 wrote: Definately both:sneaky:


Your not supposed to answer the bloomin questions Ducker??? Its Shellibelli's thread ya numpty:D

jimbo;985189 wrote: ok lets torture oops i mean get to know one of our great newish members a little better :sneaky:



now the rules are shell head no matter what , no matter how stupid you have to answer the questions ,we have all had it done to us now its your turn :D





er ok my dog when i let it off of the lead wont come back what should i do


I'll go get him, bring him back, and have him bite you in the a$$ for this!

jimbo;985190 wrote: wisey ,barman and yours truly love to act the fool





but one of us is not acting .... who is it and how can you tell :D:sneaky:


It's you cuz you're always a big ol jimbutthead! :wah::wah:

Nomad;985199 wrote: You're really gonna be sorry Jimbutt started this thread. Maybe not today or tomorrow but eventually it will become a thorn in your side, a monkey on your back.

Lets get the party started.



Would you rather be eaten by:



A. A Monitor Lizard



B. A Great White Shark



C. A Giant Vulture


A great white...I love the water! :wah:

jimbo;985201 wrote: is nomad allowed to call me jimbutt and if so am i allowed to call him ....nomad nomates


No you may not, but you may call him Nonads.

Nomad;985204 wrote: If you were a secret agent what would your undercover name be ?

Also why does it take you so long to reply ?


Tigermomma

Cuz I didn't know Jimbutthead started this damn thread and I got to sleep late last night and slept in a little today.

jimbo;985211 wrote: when i'm bored i have intense staring competitions with my dog ... sometimes it goes on for hours ... sometmes i swear he looks really annoyed and i wonder if he will bite my nose ... do you think





A he will bite my nose





B he thinks about biting my nose





C he thinks about me biting his nose





D i should bite his knows first to show him who is boss





E pink chich never asked you a proper question should we both bite her nose


A yes

B yes

c No, he's not afraid of you

D No, he'd make you his b*tch

E yes

el guapo;985213 wrote: what came first the egg of the muffin


Actually it was the McMuffin.

Nomad;985215 wrote: How long am I supposed to wait for a reply ?



I have to go to the bathroom !!!


Maybe forever!

Pee your pants.