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Congress Calls Emergency Session to Address 'On a Pig' Crisis

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:33 am
by DisassociatedDave
WASHINGTON (Disassociated Press) September 11, 2008 - On this, the anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001, the United States Congress has suspended all other activities to immediately address the fomenting crisis as to the proper construction of the idiom "' blank' on a pig..."

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