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jimbo;971672 wrote: I think my wife is cheating on me

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs¦ Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer


with a little help from a owners manual ya should do it easy

Take it back to the dealer :sneaky:;)

Try tightening down the covers, the bolts may have loosened. Then ask Suzy if she needs to come to the states for a break. We have room.

I noticed that, too, when I was dropping your wife off, *cough* but figured you were working on the bike at the time... :wah:

What kind of bike is it?

hoppy;971713 wrote: What kind of bike is it?


Excellent question, Hoppy... we're tryin' to help you out here, Jimbo.

jimbo;971672 wrote: I think my wife is cheating on me

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs¦ Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer


LMFAO that is fecking brilliantly funny!

jimbo;971674 wrote: snigger :wah::wah:



come on admit it i had you guys going there :p:p:p:p


Could tell it wasn't by you from the first sentence but it was really really funny. lol

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!:-5

You are terrible Jimbutt...but you didn't fool me...I know too much! But it was hilarious.



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah: That is a shame when we can see it coming.......................sorry buddy.





You can now call ME a "tosser". :wah:

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Hey Jimbo, do you have any pics of your wife naked??? Wanna buy some??:wah::wah::wah:

That's it Jimbo. i shall never take you seriously. I was sitting here thinking "Oh my god, poor guy" You bugger

jimbo;971834 wrote: only if the picture has a good shot of the bike :D
Just got your valve covers in.

what color is the bike?:wah::wah::wah::wah:

guppy;971847 wrote: what color is the bike?:wah::wah::wah::wah: Can't see. There's abig bald guy crouching infront of it.