Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:03 pm
Never pee into the wind.
Don't do body piercings while on a moving roller-coaster.
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Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:09 pm
Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:11 pm
Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.
Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:14 pm
Don't eat yellow snow !!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:20 pm
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. 
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:22 pm
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:27 pm
Avoid cutting yourself while clumsily slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:28 pm
Barman;956235 wrote: Abbeys made me gasp, that one made me laugh out loud, cos it is true i suppose.
I did'nt mean you to do it now! :rolleyes:
I did'nt mean you to do it now! :rolleyes:
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:29 pm
Never let your ex pack your parachute.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:31 pm
Dont go to the trouble of shopping lists,
take your dustbin to the supermarket with you so that you can see which items you have recently run out of.
take your dustbin to the supermarket with you so that you can see which items you have recently run out of.
Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:31 pm
It is irresponsible to fillet fish whilst wearing knitted headgear :-3
Paul.
Paul.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:54 pm
Don't wear sunglasses in the tunnel of love.
:D
:D
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:00 pm
Dont invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.
They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
Any good tips.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:43 pm
Buy cheap, sell high. :p
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:47 pm
Don't go on castle ramparts on a windy day with no pants on. Trust me, it's good advice.:-3
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:49 pm
abbey;956283 wrote: Dont invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day.
They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
:wah::wah:
They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
:wah::wah:
Any good tips.
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:35 am
jimbo;956680 wrote: well from what i have heard about old casanova soberego ,he always finishes first, the peas dont have a chance to defrost so they can be used again thus helping the environment but it plays hell with his glow ball warming :wah::wah::wah::wah:
:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:54 am
never get a tatoo DRUNK:wah:
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:07 am
Always wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom after cutting up hot peppers!!!:-5
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:14 pm
Don't go swimming during a rain shower.............you may get wet.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:24 pm
Kathy Ellen;956228 wrote: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day!!
:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:
:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:19 pm
Men are like handbags...nice to look at, nice to be seen with, easily replaced and usually full of crap.:wah:
Kidding!
Kidding!
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:30 am
When text messaging from prison be careful how you use the abreviation BFF.
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:59 am
we should turn this into a book too! :wah:
:wah:Any good tips.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:10 am
Barman;957389 wrote: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Not brave enough to alter the sexes on this one.
that's funny:wah::wah:
Not brave enough to alter the sexes on this one.
that's funny:wah::wah:Any good tips.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:20 am
Pinky;957397 wrote: Men are like handbags...nice to look at, nice to be seen with, easily replaced and usually full of crap.:wah: Kidding! cute:wah::wah:
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:21 am
Do as I say. BUT not as i do:D