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Brand new

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:51 am
by hoppy
Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the

crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could

manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He asked, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek

and my fiancée, Lena is still a wirgin - in every vay'."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to

let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided

splint, and taped it all together . . . quite an impressive work of

art.

Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on

their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal

her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, "You're the first vun.

No vun has EVER seen deez."

Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at dis....

still in da CRATE!"

Brand new

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:02 am
by Fibonacci
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