Brand new
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:51 am
Ole, out on the golf course, takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He asked, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiancée, Lena is still a wirgin - in every vay'."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
splint, and taped it all together . . . quite an impressive work of
art.
Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on
their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal
her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, "You're the first vun.
No vun has EVER seen deez."
Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at dis....
still in da CRATE!"
crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He asked, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my fiancée, Lena is still a wirgin - in every vay'."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided
splint, and taped it all together . . . quite an impressive work of
art.
Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on
their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal
her beautiful untouched breasts. She said, "You're the first vun.
No vun has EVER seen deez."
Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at dis....
still in da CRATE!"