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REALISTICALLY SPEAKING:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer. She's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's an actor.' "A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead.":-3



PRACTICAL EDUCATION:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes miss." the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."



Feel free to add your own:-6

My eldest couldnt pronounce certain words when she was a toddler, Walter the cat from next door was called Polter and so on.

When she started play group and it was time for me to leave her the first time she screamed "Mummmy Mummy I need a p!ss......oh the shame, she meant a kisso

Chezzie;942626 wrote: When she started play group and it was time for me to leave her the first time she screamed "Mummmy Mummy I need a p!ss......oh the shame, she meant a kisso


There is a teacher at our school called Miss Pierce. A few weeks ago one little angel called for Miss Pierce's attention in the playground to settle an argument. She yelled across the playground "Miss P!ss, Miss P!ss, we need your help!" All the staff were wetting themselves with laughter! :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel;942657 wrote: There is a teacher at our school called Miss Pierce. A few weeks ago one little angel called for Miss Pierce's attention in the playground to settle an argument. She yelled across the playground "Miss P!ss, Miss P!ss, we need your help!" All the staff were wetting themselves with laughter! :wah: :wah:


Brings back fond memories of A time ill never get back now:-4