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The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:59 pm
by RedGlitter
I am shamelessly swiping this off another forum because I think it's really funny when it gets going.
The first person asks a question and the next person replies with an answer that makes no sense and then asks the next question.
For example:
First poster: "What is the color of a banana?"
Next Poster: "Of course those shoes look good on you!"
I'll get us started:
Have you seen my socket wrench?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:09 am
by RedGlitter
Just use the toilet brush.
Have you tried the raspberry Jell-O?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:16 am
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
I left the keys on the piano
where are the lost souls?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:24 am
by RedGlitter
Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:07 am
by sunny104
RedGlitter;935155 wrote: Dang, there's fish poop in the aquarium!
Have you seen my yellow flashlight?
I'll have the soup too!
How's the weather today?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:09 am
by qsducks
Do you know I can count to 100!
Do you like cream in your coffee?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:13 am
by RedGlitter
The popcorn comes with a free coupon!
Should I wear the blue jeans or the black pants?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:26 am
by qsducks
Care for a round of poker?
Do you play video poker?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:53 am
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
I just got it cut!
Have you ever seen a horse fly up the lane and a dog sitting on it's tail?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:05 am
by RedGlitter
I think they make you pay extra for bleu cheese.
Did you feed the cats?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:31 am
by qsducks
I have to take a shower.
Do you know it's really hot today.
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:09 am
by qsducks
Look, a chicken just crossed the road!
Do you watch soaps?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:19 am
by qsducks
My daughter just made lemon pudding.
Do you see the man in the moon?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:12 pm
by RedGlitter
Order now, get one FREE!
Should I donate my blood plasma?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:31 pm
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
The sky looks clear off to the east.
Where did you get your new shoes?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:53 am
by RedGlitter
I left milk out for the tooth fairy.
What is your favorite candy bar?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:20 am
by RedGlitter
Bump!
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:51 pm
by RedGlitter
BUMP!
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:59 pm
by Betty Boop
RedGlitter;943847 wrote: I left milk out for the tooth fairy.
What is your favorite candy bar?
Sorry, I'm off to bed.
Will you join me in training to run a marathon?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:05 pm
by RedGlitter
You're not supposed to leave candles unattended.
Did you remember to buy laundry soap?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:57 pm
by Kathy Ellen
I saw a terrific movie tonight.
Do you want to go for a midnight swim?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:03 pm
by RedGlitter
Try using Scotch tape to pick up the cat hair.
Are we out of pizza rolls again?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:07 pm
by Kathy Ellen
I'm going to the beach tomorrow.
Have you studied for your science test?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:33 pm
by RedGlitter
That was *after* they strip searched me.
Can I borrow your beach towel?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:02 am
by Kathy Ellen
I really, really hate peas.
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:28 am
by theia
Kathy Ellen;947071 wrote: I really, really hate peas.
Are you going to look at the meteor show on Tuesday before dawn?
These caramelised biscuits are divine when dunked in a cup of tea (or coffee).
Shall I go for a walk this afternoon, or just lounge around playing mumu and gardening (not at the same time)?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:30 am
by Kathy Ellen
I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:37 am
by theia
Kathy Ellen;947095 wrote: I must clean my house today as my next batch of company is coming this week.
Did you see the dolphins swimming in the Atlantic today?
It's the Women's Freestyle on the Olympic coverage
Am I playing this game right?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:46 am
by Rapunzel
Yes because I'm painting it turquoise!
Is it raining where you are?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:49 am
by Kathy Ellen
My town is very quite this summer, but I like quiet.
Are you afraid of swimming with sharks?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:57 am
by RedGlitter
You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right.
:-6
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:36 am
by theia
RedGlitter;947124 wrote: You could use a toilet snake but that might not get rid of the clog.
Do you dog-ear library books?
PS: Yes Theia, you are doing it right.
:-6
Only twice a month
When is Thanksgiving Day?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:48 am
by Kathy Ellen
I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:21 am
by theia
Kathy Ellen;947192 wrote: I'm going to chase dust bunnies today.
Do you collect dust bunnies, and what do you do with them?
Far too complicated to talk about here
Is it Sunday today?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:32 am
by Betty Boop
theia;947220 wrote: Far too complicated to talk about here
Is it Sunday today?
Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:55 am
by theia
Betty Boop;947231 wrote: Yes love, Christmas will be here soon.
Can I have some of those caramelised biscuits?
If it's a peaceful protest
Where are you going?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:37 am
by TheNewDG
theia;947261 wrote: If it's a peaceful protest
Where are you going?
I have only had it three weeks.
Is that a mole?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:52 am
by theia
TheNewDG;947464 wrote: I have only had it three weeks.
Is that a mole?
Usually three at a time
Are you going anywhere special today?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:59 am
by Kathy Ellen
The storm is taking forever to get here.....it's been thundering for about 2 hours:-5
Should I wear my new bathing suit in the storm?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:33 pm
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
I think it is a size 4.
Where are the restrooms here?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:13 pm
by RedGlitter
You can't do that unless you rosin up your bow first.
Would you like to see my new tattoo?
The WTF? Question Answer Game
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:24 pm
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
Yes, just cream in mine.
How many fingers dew monkeys have?