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would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:18 pm
by Dewey2Me1MoThyme
These are TOO funny!
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:58 pm
by WonderWendy3
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Have we found the real Jimbo yet?
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:35 pm
by Hope6
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Jimbo! these are all just to funny! :wah::wah::wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:30 pm
by Hope6
jimbo;936039 wrote: THANKS HOPE I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING TO MYSELF THERE
OH WELL IF I CAN MAKE JUST ONE PERSON SMILE IT WILL BE WORTH IT

:):)
http://www.offbeatearth.com/10-examples ... a-picture/
you made me laugh! thank you for that! :wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:05 pm
by Hope6
jimbo;937239 wrote: if you laugh at this joke you need help
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"
OMG!!!

:eek:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:55 pm
by shelbell
jimbo;937239 wrote: if you laugh at this joke you need help
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I must need help...this one is hilarious...almost made me spew!
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:59 pm
by shelbell
Jimbo, these are all great! Gave me some good smiles and giggles.:wah::wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:36 pm
by shelbell
jimbo;938498 wrote: me tooo:wah::wah::wah:
Good thing I was snacking on some cheese and not drinking something...at least cheese doesn't spew thru your nose!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:03 pm
by Hope6
shelbell;938446 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I must need help...this one is hilarious...almost made me spew!
naughty Shelly! :sneaky: :wah::wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:19 am
by shelbell
I can't help it, I was born to be a perv! :wah::wah::wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:50 am
by shelbell
jimbo;939218 wrote: er no comment :-3:-3
Oops! I mean I was born to be a GOOD girl!

:p:wah::wah:
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:16 pm
by WonderWendy3
jimbo;939524 wrote: advice for fg ladies
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl brilliant....love it!
would the real jimbo please stand up
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:01 am
by shelbell
Just a little bored are ya Jimbo? :wah::wah::wah: