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Florrie wrote: Ancorage last week.

Kim and partner made up after bitter seperation.

With passion rekindled :-4 they retired to the bedroom and he allowed her to tie his arms a windowsill .

Then she cut off his penis with a kitchen knife and flushed it down the toilet.

It was recovered by water utilety workers and sucessfully reattached. :-3

Kim was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.
RUDDY HELL..... what would she have done to him if they had'nt made up 1st!!!!!

abbey wrote: RUDDY HELL..... what would she have done to him if they had'nt made up 1st!!!!!
Funny! That's a good point! (so to speak....)

Just noticed that one of the charges was tampering with evidence, was that before or after she de-maled him???? :wah: :wah:

Hillbilly reconcilliation spelling and definition:

RECON-SEAL-ELATION: Go after (recon mission); cut off from(to seal something away); be happy (hence the "elation" part) :wah:



:rolleyes: Ah come on..."I" thought it was funny

Dixiespurgirl wrote: Hillbilly reconcilliation spelling and definition:

RECON-SEAL-ELATION: Go after (recon mission); cut off from(to seal something away); be happy (hence the "elation" part) :wah:



:rolleyes: Ah come on..."I" thought it was funny
It wasn't funny it was hilarious.

Lorena Bobbit is not allowed to apply to any rabinnical college because she took off too much foreskin and there are no second chances.