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Jokes/funny Sories
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:33 am
by polycarp
Share a joke or funny story in this thread.
Here is a joke I got from:
BeliefnetReligiousJokes@partner.beliefnet.com
MAN TALKS TO GOD
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Jokes/funny Sories
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:54 am
by Paula
Toothbrush talking to roll of toilet paper, i have the toughest job in the world?Toilet paper responded, ya right. :yh_beatup
Jokes/funny Sories
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:03 am
by polycarp
BeliefnetReligiousJokes@partner.beliefnet.com
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.
Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates. The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."