Gun Control Parody ...
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:56 am
After 9/11 people are no longer able to carry knives on planes. The NCA (National Cutlery Association ... if such an organization exists) denounces this decision as infringing on the people's right to bear arms. A knife is an arm. (So is a bear arm, if attached to a grizzly bear ... but that is getting off topic).
No one in airport security is getting my miniature SD Swiss Army Knife key-chain away from me ... if they try, I wave it in the air and yell "From my cold dead hands!" My grand mother bought me that knife!
It's the typical left wing reaction, to take people's knives away, just because a few people misused box-cutters. A box-cutter isn't even a knife anyway. If people can't use a knife correctly, that's their problem, not mine.
What the solution should be, is everyone should buy a Swiss Army Knife ($250 gold ingot engraved collectors edition preferred) ... Every man, woman, and child, and anyone that falls in between those designated categories (*). Then if a person whips out a box-cutter, we are well equipped to engage them in a reasonably fair knife fight ... provided that there is no biting.
Not only will it bring billions in sales, it's your right! In case the U.S. government ever turns sour (say that the Beast is elected) you'll need those handy tools to open cans of beans, or cut open a bag of rice when it's not sold openly to godly Chrisitans.
So, exercise your right today, and buy your knife. And if you order now, you get a FREE soldier edition. That's right. A FREEEEEE soldier edition. Visa and master card accepted.
Are you man enough for this one???
http://www.wenger.ch/scripts/Modules/Pr ... 19&idn=166
Paid for by the Swiss Army Knives Inc, and the National Culterly Association.
(*) not responsible for injuries, plane crashes, blown up buildings, or anything really... just send the check baby!!!!
/humour
No one in airport security is getting my miniature SD Swiss Army Knife key-chain away from me ... if they try, I wave it in the air and yell "From my cold dead hands!" My grand mother bought me that knife!
It's the typical left wing reaction, to take people's knives away, just because a few people misused box-cutters. A box-cutter isn't even a knife anyway. If people can't use a knife correctly, that's their problem, not mine.
What the solution should be, is everyone should buy a Swiss Army Knife ($250 gold ingot engraved collectors edition preferred) ... Every man, woman, and child, and anyone that falls in between those designated categories (*). Then if a person whips out a box-cutter, we are well equipped to engage them in a reasonably fair knife fight ... provided that there is no biting.
Not only will it bring billions in sales, it's your right! In case the U.S. government ever turns sour (say that the Beast is elected) you'll need those handy tools to open cans of beans, or cut open a bag of rice when it's not sold openly to godly Chrisitans.
So, exercise your right today, and buy your knife. And if you order now, you get a FREE soldier edition. That's right. A FREEEEEE soldier edition. Visa and master card accepted.
Are you man enough for this one???
http://www.wenger.ch/scripts/Modules/Pr ... 19&idn=166
Paid for by the Swiss Army Knives Inc, and the National Culterly Association.
(*) not responsible for injuries, plane crashes, blown up buildings, or anything really... just send the check baby!!!!
/humour