More than LC will like this one...
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:51 pm
A State Trooper pulls over a car for speeding. The Trooper walks up to the driver and informs him he has been pulled over for excessive speed.
The gentleman behind the wheel says to the Trooper, "Im sorry, but I'm a juggler and I have a show this evening in the next town. I did not want to be late."
The Trooper tells him that he is really fascinated with jugglers, and if he can give him a show, he will let him go without a ticket.
The man explains to the Trooper that he sent all his equipment on ahead, and has nothing to juggle with on him.The Trooper says to the man, "I'll tell you what. I have four flares in the trunk of my car. If I light them and you can juggle them, I will let you go on your way without any ticket."
The man agrees. The Trooper goes to the trunk of his car, - pulls out four flares, lights them, gives them to the man and tells him to start juggling.
As the man stands there juggling the four flares, the Trooper is watching with true fascination.
All of a sudden, a drunk pulls up behind the Troop Car, - the driver gets out, staggers over to the Trooper's car, opens the back door, - gets in, - and sits down.
Seeing this, the Trooper walks over to his car, opens the back door, and says to the man, "What do you think you are doing getting into my car?"
The drunk looks up at the Trooper and says, "Hell, you might as well haul my butt to jail right now because I could never pass that test!"
:yh_rotfl
The gentleman behind the wheel says to the Trooper, "Im sorry, but I'm a juggler and I have a show this evening in the next town. I did not want to be late."
The Trooper tells him that he is really fascinated with jugglers, and if he can give him a show, he will let him go without a ticket.
The man explains to the Trooper that he sent all his equipment on ahead, and has nothing to juggle with on him.The Trooper says to the man, "I'll tell you what. I have four flares in the trunk of my car. If I light them and you can juggle them, I will let you go on your way without any ticket."
The man agrees. The Trooper goes to the trunk of his car, - pulls out four flares, lights them, gives them to the man and tells him to start juggling.
As the man stands there juggling the four flares, the Trooper is watching with true fascination.
All of a sudden, a drunk pulls up behind the Troop Car, - the driver gets out, staggers over to the Trooper's car, opens the back door, - gets in, - and sits down.
Seeing this, the Trooper walks over to his car, opens the back door, and says to the man, "What do you think you are doing getting into my car?"
The drunk looks up at the Trooper and says, "Hell, you might as well haul my butt to jail right now because I could never pass that test!"
:yh_rotfl
