Dear Employees
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:31 am
:wah:Dear Employees:
It has been brought to management's attention
that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul
language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees
who may be easily offended,
this type of language will no longer be
tolerated. We do however, realize
the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings
when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY
SAYING" phrases have been
provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
information can continue in
an effective manner.
l) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more
training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're
doing.
2)TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to
do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be
implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me
sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the
issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my A__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEA D OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank you,
Human Resources
It has been brought to management's attention
that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul
language during the course of
normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees
who may be easily offended,
this type of language will no longer be
tolerated. We do however, realize
the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings
when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY
SAYING" phrases have been
provided so that proper exchange of ideas and
information can continue in
an effective manner.
l) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more
training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're
doing.
2)TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to
do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be
implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me
sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the
issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my A__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEA D OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank you,
Human Resources
