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A guy freind of mine sent this to me so I feel kind of secure posting it ,just so ya'll know i'm not pointing fingers or being snooty ,,:D





Women's Love Poem



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to

'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best

friend.

Mens Love Poem



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a

golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't

rhyme and I don't give a ****.

The perfect man and the perfect woman...............

Surreal, isn't it?;)

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