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Oh well I won't be any use then Fuzzy :wah::wah: I was going to talk about mud, and dust, and soot, and stuff like that ! But you don't want that sort of 'dirty' talk. Shall I find JJ ? :wah::wah:

fuzzy butt;897581 wrote: I'm having one of those days

I need a male to rekindle my belief in male-dom.
What about if I cut me hair.....get a glass of beer and talk with a deep voice....will that do:D;)

fuzzy butt;897592 wrote: Awwwhhh Carol you try so hard for me I luv ya!!!!

I was actually expecting someone to come up with mud samples and garbage trucks:wah:Ere I found him outside................will he do....if you dont want him I will have him!!!!:D:guitarist;)

G#Gill;897585 wrote: Oh well I won't be any use then Fuzzy :wah::wah: I was going to talk about mud, and dust, and soot, and stuff like that ! But you don't want that sort of 'dirty' talk. Shall I find JJ ? :wah::wah:The poor girl wants nurishment dear not punishment ffs:rolleyes::p

fuzzy butt;897602 wrote: You lot are just too bloody funny:wah:See yer feeling better already.....what you want a man for fgs.....nasty fings...yuk.....most of em fink their Gods Gift when in actual fact they couldnt even raise a gallop:wah::wah:CHRIS IM ONLY JOKIN......oh gawd Im in trouble:wah:but does this face look bovered:wah:;)

fuzzy butt;897602 wrote: You lot are just too bloody funny:wah::wah:


We aim to please:wah:

fuzzy butt;897622 wrote: I really do need a good ...........ummmmm you know ............I'm a very sexual being and I like it and ..............well ............ummmm............oh I don't know.


Have you thought about renting a porn flick?

fuzzy butt;897626 wrote: god that sounded desperate didn't it !!!!


:wah::wah:

fuzzy butt;897626 wrote: god that sounded desperate didn't it !!!!Well ye:wah::wah::wah:ere is this any good....just shut yer eyes and fink of nice fings:wah:;)

qsducks;897625 wrote: Have you thought about renting a porn flick?Ere how does a Duck know about such fings......didnt know they did Ducky ones:rolleyes::wah::wah:

Carolly;897647 wrote: Ere how does a Duck know about such fings......didnt know they did Ducky ones:rolleyes::wah::wah:


What?:eek:

qsducks;897649 wrote: What?:eek:Ere how does a Duck know about such fings......didnt know they did Ducky one.......................See the Ducky began with a D not an F fgs woman:rolleyes::p

fuzzy butt;897651 wrote: Oh my god I almost fell off my chair!!!!! Dancing bananna !!!!!!Why didn't i think of that?

urrrgghhh but I need the real thing unfortunetly ..............It just doesn't work for me otherwise. You know I need the rest of the body as well:wah:


:wah::wah: I think you need a younger man!

fuzzy butt;897651 wrote: Oh my god I almost fell off my chair!!!!! Dancing bananna !!!!!!Why didn't i think of that?

urrrgghhh but I need the real thing unfortunetly ..............It just doesn't work for me otherwise. You know I need the rest of the body as well:wah:Oh your so bleedin fussy Im doing me best woman ffs..........just go outside and shout.....who fancies a shag.........works for me every time:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;897658 wrote: Oh your so bleedin fussy Im doing me best woman ffs..........just go outside and shout.....who fancies a shag.........works for me every time:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Hussies:wah:

fuzzy butt;897659 wrote: Now that's a thought!!!!:wah::wah: It's windy so the wind will carry my voice .............BONUS!!Make sure his tough and ruthless and not rough and bleedin toothless:wah::wah::D

fuzzy butt;897665 wrote: How young ducky? I've already been accused of sleazing onto a 23 year old in the pub.:-2:-2:-3 I don't know how sleazy discussions about relief milking can get and the fact there was an old woman sitting between us ......but there you go :wah:

I'm nearing forty So how young should I go ? My eldest is coming up to 21 so not that low...........that would just be icky!!!


Wouldn't that be considered jail bait?

fuzzy butt;897665 wrote: How young ducky? I've already been accused of sleazing onto a 23 year old in the pub.:-2:-2:-3 I don't know how sleazy discussions about relief milking can get and the fact there was an old woman sitting between us ......but there you go

I'm nearing forty So how young should I go ? My eldest is coming up to 21 so not that low...........that would just be icky!!!Oh in the dark you cant see their bloody face woman does it matter:wah::wah::wah:

Carolly;897670 wrote: Oh in the dark you cant see their bloody face woman does it matter:wah::wah::wah:


Yeah, you only need the body right?:sneaky::wah:

You realise if my Chris reads this Im bloody history:-3mind you he knows he would never find another me......NO RUDE COMMENT PLEASE:wah::wah:

Carolly;897674 wrote: You realise if my Chris reads this Im bloody history:-3mind you he knows he would never find another me......NO RUDE COMMENT PLEASE:wah::wah:


Would that be a blessing?:wah:

fuzzy butt;897673 wrote: :wah::wah:I'm keeping my sons away from you woman !!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....ere as long as they have a heartbeat go for it!!!:wah::wah:

qsducks;897676 wrote: Would that be a blessing?:wah:bleedin cheek....anyway he loves me singing.....ere he made a CD ye know also a couple of weeks ago.....only one song.....Thats Life.....I did 8 as you know;)but I always was greedy:rolleyes:;)

fuzzy butt;897681 wrote: Oh god with my luck I'll get a hick!!!

i'm going to a Mental as Anything concert next week!!! think I'll need it .

Love this and it's appropriate for this thread:wah:

heard of them here mate but gotta say they are good....very 60s I thought;)

fuzzy butt;897595 wrote: I don't think you'll have to ........................I reckon he'll just sense it .:wah::wah:




well he sensed it miss fuzzy ... so heres some dirty talk ...

"You are such a dirty little girl."

did that light a "flame"?...

Jj :-4

Cheers girls this thread made me laugh out loud. :wah:

do you still need someone to talk dirty to you...because you know I have a sexy voice....I can do it IF you really NEED me too.....:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzy butt;897622 wrote: I really do need a good ...........ummmmm you know ............I'm a very sexual being and I like it and ..............well ............ummmm............oh I don't know.


OMG!!! i just discovered this thread!

ummmmmmmmm..........Fuzzy? if you find a good one, see if he's got a brother okay? :sneaky: :wah:

Hope6;897836 wrote: OMG!!! i just discovered this thread!

ummmmmmmmm..........Fuzzy? if you find a good one, see if he's got a brother okay? :sneaky: :wah:Oh gawd dont you bleedin start now!!!!!!!!!:sneaky:

Carolly;897852 wrote: Oh gawd dont you bleedin start now!!!!!!!!!:sneaky:


I know, I know, you're gonna tell me to behave,

i'll think about it.............................maybe! :sneaky::wah:

Hope6;897875 wrote: I know, I know, you're gonna tell me to behave,

i'll think about it.............................maybe! :sneaky::wah:Ive got my eyes on you little Sis.....go to bed fgs its the middle of the night there!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:-5:sneaky:

fuzzy butt;897581 wrote: I'm having one of those days



I need a male to rekindle my belief in male-dom.




no you don't really you just need to be distracted a bit ,,,



Dirty dishes,dirty laundry,dirty faces, dirty diapers, dirty feet, dirty floor boards , dirty old men, dirty dogs ,

:wah::wah:

Fuzzy, what a shocking thread, you're a woman, you can't possibly have 'needs' :wah:

You need to get out there and meet Ann Summers or possibly Mr Braun. :D