Doctor's Visit
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:52 am
85 year old Harry was having some tests carried out by his Doctor and was surprised to be asked to provide a semen sample in a clear glass jar at the end of the examination.
The doctor seeing his surprise told him to take the jar home and bring a sample into the clinic in the morning.
Come morning Harry was back at the clinic but he handed the doctor the glass jar still empty.
"Why haven't you provided a sample Harry?"
"Well I took the jar home. I tried for 30 minutes with my right hand. Then I tried for 30 minutes with my left hand. When I still had no sucess I called the wife to come give me some help. She tried with one hand, then both hands, then with her mouth, then with her mouth with her teeth out. Still no joy. Then she called in her best friend Mary and she tried with her right hand, then her left but I didn't ask her to use her mouth"
The Doctor looked shocked.
"Can you open the jar Doctor?" asked Harry
The doctor seeing his surprise told him to take the jar home and bring a sample into the clinic in the morning.
Come morning Harry was back at the clinic but he handed the doctor the glass jar still empty.
"Why haven't you provided a sample Harry?"
"Well I took the jar home. I tried for 30 minutes with my right hand. Then I tried for 30 minutes with my left hand. When I still had no sucess I called the wife to come give me some help. She tried with one hand, then both hands, then with her mouth, then with her mouth with her teeth out. Still no joy. Then she called in her best friend Mary and she tried with her right hand, then her left but I didn't ask her to use her mouth"
The Doctor looked shocked.
"Can you open the jar Doctor?" asked Harry