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Police officers communicate with each other using code numbers instead of cumbersome words - these codes make it easier to relay information with a mouthful of justice-fighting cheeseburger. Familiarize yourself with these codes, and maybe one day you'll decide to give back to the society you've taken so much from.

411 - What's up? 207 - Kidnapping 962 - Subject is armed and dangerous 208 - Penguin kidnapping 678 - Frat boy puking in street 21 - What I didn't get at the blackjack table 417 - Person with a gun 230 - Person holding a banana like a gun 109 - Wheelchair jackknife 211 - Armed robbery 556 - Clown on fire 666 - Mark of The Beast. The Apocalypse is nigh 303 - Luscious donut, hot and glazed 793 - Rabid grandmother 594 - Malicious mischief 812 - Alien colon excavation 918 - Escaped convict 461 - Karaoke Happy Hour 202 - Officer Down. Then back up. Then stumbles. Actually, officer drunk - never mind. 919 - Escaped man in a gorilla suit 459 - Burglary 111 - Elvis sighting 345 - Too much fat ass in too little spandex 420 - It is time to gratuitously smoke marijuana. 507 - Public nuisance 360 - The circumference of a circle. 289 - Prostitute with heart of gold 711 - En route to procure Blueberry Slurpee and Chili cheese Big Bite. 500 - Just won twenty bucks at the slots. Going to OTB. 313 - Assault with a greasy skillet 1215 - Magna Carta signed 484 - Petty theft 116 - Cranking up siren for fun. 187 - Homicide. Also - predictable movie starring Samuel L.

Lady Cop, you're a real 5150!!





:yh_rotfl

FUNNY STUFF!!!

So, LC, 411? I am a 417.

Seen lots of 345...YUCK!

Me and my crowd are always 507's.

And I'm half of a 962.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

valerie wrote: Lady Cop, you're a real 5150!!





:yh_rotfl that would be a signal 20 on the east coast :yh_drool ....10-48?

Yes, dear.





And for the benefit of others... I was making a joke about LC's mental

health. Codes are different for us left coast types, I guess!!



(Buy you a drink later at BP's? Purrty pullease?)



:-4

valerie wrote: Yes, dear.





And for the benefit of others... I was making a joke about LC's mental

health. Codes are different for us left coast types, I guess!!



(Buy you a drink later at BP's? Purrty pullease?)



:-4Mental health? Me? ... let me buy one for you Val...you Cali types NEED some weird codes heh heh

lady cop wrote: Mental health? Me? ... let me buy one for you Val...you Cali types NEED some weird codes heh hehWhy doya think they call it the LEFT coast hmmm?!?!?



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LOL on the 420 version you site as the rumor here is that it is the time for the people that get the munchies.

Lotto

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MagicZ4941A

LADYCOP,

LOL..678,21,109,420, AND MY FAVORITE..666 POOR CLOWN.. TO FUNNY..!! ROGER THAT..

i like 345...the typical Walmart shopper! 267 pounds squeezed into a spandex halter top...DON'T THESE PEOPLE OWN MIRRORS??? oh the sights you see when you don't have your gun.:-5

valerie wrote: Why doya think they call it the LEFT coast hmmm?!?!?



:yh_bigsmi
It's filled with all the commies that got tired of living in the cold streets of the east.

i lifted these codes from the cable comedy central network program "RENO 911"...if you haven't seen it, check it out, it is hysterically funny! it's a goof on "COPS".

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lady cop wrote: i lifted these codes from the cable comedy central network program "RENO 911"...if you haven't seen it, check it out, it is hysterically funny! it's a goof on "COPS".
How dare they parody the Police! They have come a long way since their days as the Keystone Kops. To make fun of them is a sinister plot by... pick your choose... to overthrow the ... pick your choose... in America.

Next thing you know Cheech and Chong will be doing another movie. Cheech, however, seems to have done really well for himself. Kept up his acting career, enjoys that his relatives, the cops in the family, enjoy and laugh at his take on America and probably is enjoying himself right now.

Chong, however, has just been released from jail for selling bongs over the Internet. Hmmm?

Wonder if there is a movie in there?

Some of the code descriptions were just too graphically geographical to be a real code.

NEW CODE! dispatch just notified me...if you see a troll just radio code 0.

I saw a young woman that was very overweight at a WalMart recently that fits the above description. You could fit a grapefruit in that navel! I was so repulsed but couldn't stop staring. I need help........

David813 wrote: I saw a young woman that was very overweight at a WalMart recently that fits the above description. You could fit a grapefruit in that navel! I was so repulsed but couldn't stop staring. I need help........Nah, you're OK....it's like watching an auto accident, you just can't help it!

A relief to hear for certain.

David813 wrote: A relief to hear for certain.
She could be the other woman's lawyer?

i had to bump this old thread for a giggle...a person PMed me about some states doing away with 10-codes, it will never work!

i just spit drink out my nose. lol. thanks for the laughs. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

lady cop;464561 wrote: i had to bump this old thread for a giggle...a person PMed me about some states doing away with 10-codes, it will never work!




Ok, so what's the code for Donut Shop break?! I know, I bad, I'm in trouble!!:wah: :p :rolleyes:

cars;464564 wrote: Ok, so what's the code for Donut Shop break?! I know, I bad, I'm in trouble!!:wah: :p that's highly classified...and yes, you are in trouble! :yh_sungla ...let's see, Cars is coming to florida soon and i have his tag number....hmmmmmmmmm

lady cop;464568 wrote: that's highly classified...and yes, you are in trouble! :yh_sungla ...let's see, Cars is coming to florida soon and i have his tag number....hmmmmmmmmm




That's Ok I'm safe, I sprayed my plate with PhotoBlocker, so it's invisible! :wah: