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Ok ok, lots of people need hugs, thats clear enough.

But maybe, just maybe thats not what all of you need.

Perhaps one or two of you need a little something else ?

Well you've come to the right place then !

Step right up, dont be shy.

Do you know where you are ?

You're in the swift kick in the ass thread...yes thats right, you heard me.

Tired of hugs ?

Had enough of these ? :-4

If what you really need is a size 11 steel toed boot right up the keester, then bend over.

Welcome :-6

Have you tried anger management classes?:wah:

Nomad;889007 wrote: Ok ok, lots of people need hugs, thats clear enough.

But maybe, just maybe thats not what all of you need.

Perhaps one or two of you need a little something else ?

Well you've come to the right place then !

Step right up, dont be shy.

Do you know where you are ?

You're in the swift kick in the ass thread...yes thats right, you heard me.

Tired of hugs ?

Had enough of these ? :-4

If what you really need is a size 11 steel toed boot right up the keester, then bend over.

Welcome


i for one never get tired of hugs, and no thank you i don't care for a kick in the ass! :wah::wah:

maybe you need a hug! :sneaky: :wah::wah:

qsducks;889010 wrote: Have you tried anger management classes?:wah:


:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Hope6;889012 wrote: i for one never get tired of hugs, and no thank you i don't care for a kick in the ass! :wah::wah:



maybe you need a hug! :sneaky: :wah::wah:




Its not for everyone and believe me it hurts me more than it will ever hurt them.

Think of it as a service.

Nomad;889018 wrote: Its not for everyone and believe me it hurts me more than it will ever hurt them.

Think of it as a service.


well it's very kind of you to provide that service to those who need it! :wah::wah:

Nomad;889018 wrote: Its not for everyone and believe me it hurts me more than it will ever hurt them.

Think of it as a service.


Who is in need of these services? I have plenty of people in the RW who do need it. Come to Philly and I will provide you with lots of names.:wah: starting with the parish priest who could surely use one.

qsducks;889021 wrote: Who is in need of these services? I have plenty of people in the RW who do need it. Come to Philly and I will provide you with lots of names.:wah: starting with the parish priest who could surely use one.




The priest....well, thats a service we dont provide

Nomad;889025 wrote: The priest....well, thats a service we dont provide


Please. He really needs it.:wah:

qsducks;889021 wrote: Who is in need of these services? I have plenty of people in the RW who do need it. Come to Philly and I will provide you with lots of names.:wah: starting with the parish priest who could surely use one.


yeah! there's a few members of Jacob's daddy's family who could use this service!:wah::wah:

Oh, I have another one. The caterer we hired for Laura's party. Wanted an extra $50.00 because she had to travel out of county for the gig. Hahhhhhaaa, I wrote the check yesterday to her and "explained since it was a verbal contract, I don't owe you squat for gas".

I'm giving this whole thread a hug! :yh_hugs:yh_hugs

Ill take one.......

Nomad;889007 wrote: Ok ok, lots of people need hugs, thats clear enough.

But maybe, just maybe thats not what all of you need.

Perhaps one or two of you need a little something else ?

Well you've come to the right place then !

Step right up, dont be shy.

Do you know where you are ?

You're in the swift kick in the ass thread...yes thats right, you heard me.

Tired of hugs ?

Had enough of these ? :-4

If what you really need is a size 11 steel toed boot right up the keester, then bend over.

Welcome :-6


:eek::eek::eek:

Nomad;889007 wrote: Ok ok, lots of people need hugs, thats clear enough.

But maybe, just maybe thats not what all of you need.

Perhaps one or two of you need a little something else ?

Well you've come to the right place then !

Step right up, dont be shy.

Do you know where you are ?

You're in the swift kick in the ass thread...yes thats right, you heard me.

Tired of hugs ?

Had enough of these ? :-4

If what you really need is a size 11 steel toed boot right up the keester, then bend over.

Welcome :-6You didn't take yer happy pill today now did you:-3:rolleyes:

weeder;889118 wrote: Ill take one.......


ummmmm....... a kick in the ass or a hug?:-3:wah:

Give me one and i'll pass it on to my son:sneaky::sneaky:

Give me one and I'll return the favour mate!! :wah:

So Nomad has sunk to this.................becoming a hit man.:-1

I'll take one of those kicks please. I can't divulge what it's for. But I may need two. I'll let you know.

Thanks!:D

Could I just be spanked?:sneaky:

I've been a very bad girl!:yh_bigsmi

Where is spot when you need someone to start things off?:-2

along-for-the-ride;889236 wrote: So Nomad has sunk to this.................becoming a hit man.:-1






Let me clarify that...................a "virtual" hit man.

along-for-the-ride;889435 wrote: Let me clarify that...................a "virtual" hit man.


In Nomi's case, a virtual foot man:wah:

Boy I could use at swift kick in the ass today no motivation to do anything. :p

CARLA;889480 wrote: Boy I could use at swift kick in the ass today no motivation to do anything. :p


I could see if you were living on the East coast as it is humid today again. Nothing to do but sit in the shade.:wah:

Glesga kiss anyone?





I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.

An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.

It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.

An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.

So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.

The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’

An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.

I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.

My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.

An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.

There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’