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I dedicate this to me mate carol:-6

A Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's

in New York.

He tells the saleslady, 'I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size, 34B.'

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, 'What kind of bra?'

He repeated, 'A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a

Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted.

'Ah, now I remember,' said the saleslady. 'We don't get as many

requests for those as we used to. Most of our customers lately want

the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.'

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked 'So, what are the

differences?'

The saleslady responded. 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic

bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and

the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.'

He mused on that information for a minute and said, 'Hmm. I know

I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?'

'Ah, the Jewish bra,' she replied, 'makes mountains out of molehills.'

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl true:wah:;)

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jimbo;846403 wrote: dyou wish you had somthing to put in one whelk :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl







er i mean good joke chezzer :)I bet Susie says that about yer underpants Winkle:rolleyes::p

Carolly;846412 wrote: I bet Susie says that about yer underpants Winkle:rolleyes::p


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good one Chezzie as usual!:wah::wah::wah:

jimbo;846550 wrote: very good whelk:wah:





but your talking bollocks as usual :D
Well you seem to get away with it baby so thought Id give it a try also:rolleyes::p:wah:

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