ForumGarden

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone

else to hold while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat

by using the shower.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and

bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent

you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the

snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then

you will be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.



**Daily Thought**

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

What about toilet water that us girls use.......be careful that the bleedin seat dont fall on yer head while ye trying to get some:wah::wah:;)

You've been hanging around Nomad too much.









:D

along-for-the-ride;843134 wrote: You've been hanging around Nomad too much.









:DNoooooooooooooo:pJust my great humour:D

:wah: I meant my observation for Chezzie.