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Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:26 pm
by Chezzie
This is a reprint of an article in The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894:
http://www.squaredancecd.com/Bride/brides.htm
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:30 pm
by Galbally
Good jesus, what a miserable existence some people must have had in those days.

Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:31 pm
by Chezzie
yep thank god they found the clitoris in time for us lol:wah:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:35 pm
by Galbally
Chezzie;842365 wrote: yep thank god they found the clitoris in time for us lol:wah:
Yes, somewhere New Guinea wasn't it?

Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:36 pm
by Chezzie
Galbally;842371 wrote: Yes, somewhere New Guinea wasn't it?
heh heh...I notice you didnt say "IN":sneaky:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:39 pm
by Galbally
Chezzie;842373 wrote: heh heh...I notice you didnt say "IN":sneaky:
Quite. :rolleyes:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:39 pm
by Bryn Mawr
Chezzie;842358 wrote: This is a reprint of an article in The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894:
http://www.squaredancecd.com/Bride/brides.htm
A spoof? Sadly, there's too much evidence to the contrary

Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:48 pm
by along-for-the-ride
That was supposed to be a "wise" wife? Yeah...................right.:wah:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:48 pm
by Chezzie
Bryn Mawr;842379 wrote: A spoof? Sadly, there's too much evidence to the contrary
I agree that maybe it is now I look again....funny all the same lol:wah:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:41 pm
by RedGlitter
Surely that can't be for real? I mean what a drag for the wife too. I noticed that was supposedly written in victorian times, which is known for being staid and prudish but now they say that wasn't completely true. I should hope not.
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:43 pm
by Bryn Mawr
RedGlitter;842409 wrote: Surely that can't be for real? I mean what a drag for the wife too. I noticed that was supposedly written in victorian times, which is known for being staid and prudish but now they say that wasn't completely true. I should hope not.
Lots of prudery on the surface, lots of sauce under the mashed potato.
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:27 pm
by kiwimum76
All I can say is that if every woman followed this twisted piece of writing, hardly anyone would even actually conceive very often. It was a good thing that lots of people didn't know how to read.
I think the woman writing this had some serious issues.
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:21 pm
by Galbally
kiwimum76;842500 wrote: All I can say is that if every woman followed this twisted piece of writing, hardly anyone would even actually conceive very often. It was a good thing that lots of people didn't know how to read.
I think the woman writing this had some serious issues.
Yeah, a chronic lack of a good hard shag every so often been the main one I think. :wah:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:52 am
by kiwimum76
Galbally;842517 wrote: Yeah, a chronic lack of a good hard shag every so often been the main one I think. :wah:
Amongst other things:wah:
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:45 am
by mikeinie
Most men, if not denied, would demand sex almost every day. The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly during the first months of marriage. As time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency.
Not much has changes over the years...

:-1
Instruction and advice for the young bride
Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:05 am
by suzy_creamcheese
ROFL, just forwarded that link to my fiancé