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yes n yes

do you jim:wah::wah:

No i cant talk dirty i would just laugh too much:wah: and i dont like being talked to dirty eitherdunno why i just dont:-3:o

I can be very kinky if thats the same thing.

:wah:

I talk dirty in my mind:sneaky::wah:

el guapo;831144 wrote: yes n yes

do you jim:wah::wah:


Hey Jesse,,, did you get my pm i sent you a few days ago... or it may have been a week,,, are you ignoring me? or are you just too lazy to answer:-2;):wah:

kazalala;831150 wrote: I talk dirty in my mind:sneaky::wah:


I love your ickle dancing elephant :-4

littlemissgiggle;831159 wrote: I love your ickle dancing elephant :-4


aw ta giggly,,, cute innit:D

kazalala;831163 wrote: aw ta giggly,,, cute innit:D


not as much as your indian is though :p

How are you hunni?

Sorry jimbo for taking over your very sexy thread :wah:

To answer Jimbo, only after copious amounts of alcohol (which doesn't happen too often :p) other than that I couldn't do it seriously, I would laugh too much.

Girls, where are you getting those cute emoticons?

littlemissgiggle;831164 wrote: not as much as your indian is though :p

How are you hunni?

Sorry jimbo for taking over your very sexy thread :wah:


Im good thanks Giggly,, hope you are too:D dont worry about JImbo he is always waylaying threads:sneaky:

jennyswan;831170 wrote: To answer Jimbo, only after copious amounts of alcohol (which doesn't happen too often :p) other than that I couldn't do it seriously, I would laugh too much.

Girls, where are you getting those cute emoticons?


i got my little Elephant from Photobucket

I keep my dirty thoughts to myself.

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jimbo;831180 wrote: well i cant say to much as i dont want a modem insertion but when we go to bed we have to leave the tv on as suzy talks like whore and could write pornography for movies i have never met a more perverted woman .... uh oh just how big is a 56k modem :-3:-3:-3







ooops i'm dead :sneaky:


wow Jim

i wouldn't like to be where you are right now :wah:

jimbo;831180 wrote: well i cant say to much as i dont want a modem insertion but when we go to bed we have to leave the tv on as suzy talks like whore and could write pornography for movies i have never met a more perverted woman .... uh oh just how big is a 56k modem :-3:-3:-3







ooops i'm dead :sneaky:


Nah, it won't be that quick - more like one of the old 1200 baud jobs.

Ouch!

Well Mate..You've got to remember..What goes up, must come down. So you've got to take the Modems download speed, into consideration as well..:-2

jimbo;831186 wrote: well if i go offline it will probably due to a faulty modem problem :-3:-3:-3:D


your being very light hearted about it anyway hun :wah:

I saw her on facebook earlier i was going to send her a message on her wall :sneaky:

jimbo;831209 wrote: thats the spirit get with the nature of the thread :-6:-6







what do you mean you want to massage her wall :sneaky::sneaky:


well you know i thought it was feeling a bit hard and rough so figured it needed smoothing down :p:wah:

Yes all the time,

My favorite dirty saying at the moment is "Good riddance to mucky middens"!

Paul :yh_rotfl

where is the hot hunk that I turn in to my plaything at a campground????

do I really reveal that I am a dirty girl in the bedroom??? do you really want to know this information???

I think not....

talkin dirty wastes time man ... i rather just behave dirty in the bedroom ... that much more fun!!

jones jones;831493 wrote: talkin dirty wastes time man ... i rather just behave dirty in the bedroom ... that much more fun!!
I thought that talking dirty while you were behaving dirty was what we were talking about....can't have one without the other....

jimbo;831495 wrote: er let me think yes we do need to know :sneaky::sneaky:


:wah::wah:

does screaming and yelling count too?

Children in the next room tend to make you keep quiet!!!



I frequently talk dirty though -'Look at the state of that kitchen floor' or ' Don't tread muck in I've just hoovered' - is that the sort of thing you meant Jimbo???? :sneaky::sneaky:

no talking during sex other than the occasional "Oh, God" :wah:

sunny104;831813 wrote: no talking during sex other than the occasional "Oh, God" :wah:


*cough*

I meant to say....I'm a virgin! :yh_whistl :yh_bigsmi

By the time I get them into bed I have had all the conversation I can stand,



Her: Penny for your thoughts..



Me: I 'll give you $100 to shut up and take your clothes off.



Her: What are you thinking right now?



Me: How the hell can I get you to be quiet and take your clothes off?



Her: Whats your favorite color?



Me: Skin tone, now off with the clothes



Her: Who is your favorite poet?



Me: Jimbo, now strip my lovely little nymph



Her: What is your favorite movie?



Me: Deepthroat, are you starting to get my drift yet darling



Her: How many children do you want to have?



Me: Lets start with one, I'll show you how to practice.



Her: Whats your favorite restaurant?



Me: I'll like the one where we eat I pay, then we go to my place where you shut up and take your clothes off.



Finally, in the bedroom getting busy.



Her: Give it to me big man



Me: i thought that was what I was doing



Her: Harder , faster



Me: For crying out loud I am going as hard and as fast I can



Her: Oooh right there



Me:Right where?



Her: No not there



Me: Where?



Her: Oooh slower, slower



Me: Give me a friggin break, faster, slower make up your mind, right there, over here, Hell put your clothes back on I've been done for 5 minutes and this is all the friggin talkin I can take...



:wah::wah:

YZGI;831903 wrote: By the time I get them into bed I have had all the conversation I can stand,



Her: Penny for your thoughts..



Me: I 'll give you $100 to shut up and take your clothes off.



Her: What are you thinking right now?



Me: How the hell can I get you to be quiet and take your clothes off?



Her: Whats your favorite color?



Me: Skin tone, now off with the clothes



Her: Who is your favorite poet?



Me: Jimbo, now strip my lovely little nymph



Her: What is your favorite movie?



Me: Deepthroat, are you starting to get my drift yet darling



Her: How many children do you want to have?



Me: Lets start with one, I'll show you how to practice.



Her: Whats your favorite restaurant?



Me: I'll like the one where we eat I pay, then we go to my place where you shut up and take your clothes off.



Finally, in the bedroom getting busy.



Her: Give it to me big man



Me: i thought that was what I was doing



Her: Harder , faster



Me: For crying out loud I am going as hard and as fast I can



Her: Oooh right there



Me:Right where?



Her: No not there



Me: Where?



Her: Oooh slower, slower



Me: Give me a friggin break, faster, slower make up your mind, right there, over here, Hell put your clothes back on I've been done for 5 minutes and this is all the friggin talkin I can take...



:wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

My ex promised me that he wouldn't share that with anyone!! bwahahahahhahaha....that is great wisey....absolutely priceless!!

So you're all still talking dirty, eh?

Let this be a warning to ya.





:D

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Actions speak louder than words...so im toldD:sneaky:

figures the only time a man will listen to me is in the bedroom when I'm telling him about MUD!!:rolleyes:

jimbo;832319 wrote: holy f ukc:wah::wah:


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